3rd experiment

[greenteengenius]

[permanent student-only filter]

Setting aside Inquisitor Douchecanoe for the moment--and setting aside the fact that I don't know what a douchecanoe is supposed to be--what is this about dark magic? It seems to have been confirmed by several students and a professor from what I've seen, but I had not heard a thing about it before coming here.

Is it safe at Hogwarts?

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[greenteengenius]

So these are all levels of douche? What is douche?

My father and I do not get along.

[doctorkishitani]

I'm not exactly sure of what it means, but Maxim Jaeger would know. Have you met him yet?

[pause]

You don't?

[another pause]

Why not?

[greenteengenius]

No, I don't believe so. I'm forming a good knowledge of people through the journals, but they can be overwhelming after a while.

My father only cares about money. There's no one on Earth that he loves, nothing else that he finds worthy but the pursuits of his own greed.

[doctorkishitani]

You'll probably meet him soon enough, seeing that you're in his year. But he is relatively easy to find on the journal network since he writes in purple. But then again, quite a few people are writing in purple right now. In any case, I think you'll probably get on well. He's very knowledgeable.

[There is a very long, contemplative sort of pause]

I'm sure he must love you though. Otherwise, he wouldn't have conceived you.

[greenteengenius]

All right, I will remember it.

No, I was a mistake. My parents never loved each other, these things just happen some times.