010 [filtered from Snow]

[givesyouaboner]

_{[Dirk is probably more buttmad than he should be. He's calmed down several times, but then the moment he checks the journals again, he just goes right back to raging. Clearly this would be a sign to stay off them. But he's an eleven year old throwing a perpetual tantrum. Logical reason doesn't work in this instance.]}

I'm just noping so hard right now.
Noping into infinity.
On a skateboard. Ollieing into the sun. Disintegrating into a billion and one pieces.
This might be the last time anyone hears from me. Consider it be death by everything is stupid.

Comments

[remembertheroses]

What is wrong Dirk?

[notthebee2]

calm down bro, youre only lettiing hiim wiin iif you let hiim ru2tle your jiimmiie2.

[bubblingover]

T)(is is w)(at )(e wants you to do, get angry and t)(en go do somet)(ing stupid so )(e can get you in trouble, just stay calm, t)(ings will become better!

[selfhatred]

CALM DOWN, DIRK.
NOTHING GOOD'S GOING TO COME WITH GETTING ANNOYED.

Filtered

[plushaeusrumpified]

Listen. I know this is shitty. I know he's the biggest fucking prick in the entire goddamn world.
But you need to calm down.
I can't protect you from this guy.
Do not make him mad.
Do you understand me?
Just stay as far as you can away from him, Dirk.
That's a goddamn order.
Seriously.
Nothing I have ever said has ever been this important, I swear to god.
He could ruin everything.
Please.

[bev_rage]

wats up, chickinbutt

[seeringlight]

Calm down for a moment.
As much as I like to agree with you, I feel like we're gambling with a lot more than we want to actually gamble with. There's something amiss with that man, and I can't put a finger as to why I feel that way.

[Filtered]

[rule_britannia]

Calm the hell down. You're not going to do any bloody good flying off the handle like this.

[Oh, like he can talk about flying off the handle, but he's been keeping a remarkably level head about all of this]

No one's happy about this but the sooner we show him there's nothing wrong at Hogwarts the sooner he'll be gone. There's only so long the Ministry will let him waste time here.

[wwistful]

This is the opposite of what I expected from you, Strider.

[patrioticspells]

[All of the confused ink splotches.]

What?

[thesmallesttrickster]

I agree whole-heatedly with this sentiment.

Though as your bff, I would appreciate it if you did not die.