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ToDaY bE oNe FiNe DaY.

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HoLy ShIt.
BeSt FrIeNd.
I gOt To Be TeLlInG yOu AbOuT tHe MoSt AmAzInG mOtHeRfUcKiN tHiNg, WhIcH iS:
I HAVE A MOTHERFUCKIN BOYFRIEND.
bUt YoU gOt To Be HeLpInG mE bEcAuSe I aIn'T kNoWiNg HoW tO bE rOmAnTiC oR bE gOoD aT aNy Of ThIs ShIt, AnD yOu GoT tHe ExPeRt KnOwInG oF aLl ThAt.
It'S sHiNrA aNd I wAnTeD tO tElL yOu BeCaUsE i KnOw YoU wErE kInD oF wOrRiEd AbOuT hIm, AnD nOw YoU kNoW wHy I lIkE hIm So MuCh!
So YoU dOn'T hAvE tO eVeR bE hAvInG wOrRy Up In YoUr PaN tHaT i WoN't Be YoUr BeSt FrIeNd, BeCaUsE yOu AnD mE wAs MeAnT tO bE lIkE tHaT fOr AlWaYs AnD fOrEvEr.

[Filtered private to Maxim, Tavros, Arthur, Tony, and anyone else Gamzee considers a pal.]
GUESS WHO BE HAVING A BOYFRIEND, MOTHERFUCKERS???
:oD

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[ ... usually Karkat would have so much more to say about this. Huh.]

ThAnKs, BrO!
cAn We GeT tOgEtHeR aNd Be TaLkInG?
mAyBe AfTeR mY dEtEnTiOn?

I'M ACTUALLY A LITTLE BUSY WITH DIRK STRIDER AT THE MOMENT.
CHARMS TUTORING.
I CAN'T REALLY OFFER ANY ADVICE BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW KISHITANI WELL ENOUGH, BUT JUST DO WHAT YOU DO BEST AND BE YOURSELF.
YOU'LL FIGURE SOMETHING OUT.

Oh, Ok.
AnYtImE wOuLd Be Ok, ThOuGh.
I mIsS yOu, BrO, aNd I aIn'T bEeN gEtTiNg To SeE yOu ToO mUcH lAtElY.
:o/

YEAH.
I MISS YOU TOO.
THANKS.
FOR HELPING LEARN HOW TO SWIM THE OTHER WEEK I MEAN.

YoU kNoW i'Ll AlWaYs Be ThErE tO hOlD yOu Up.
YoU'rE mY rEd StRiNg BrO.

YEAH.
WELL I GUESS I BETTER GET BACK TO TUTORING.
I'LL SEE YOU AROUND.

Ok.

[pause, then]

ArE yOu MaD aT mE fOr SoMeThInG?
fOr NoT tElLiNg YoU sOoNeR?
cAuSe I dIdN't KnOw BeFoRe.

[a little while later]

I'M NOT MAD AT YOU.
WHY WOULD I BE MAD?
IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW BEFORE THEN IT'S NONE OF MY BUSINESS.

EvErYtHiNg'S yOuR bUsInEsS, yOu'Re My BeSt FrIeNd!
If YoU'rE nOt MaD, aRe YoU oK?
bEcAuSe I'm KiNd Of MoThErFuCkIn' WoRrIeD.
dId SoMeThInG hApPeN tO yOu ThAt YoU aIn'T tElLiNg, Or ArE yOu UnHaPpY aBoUt SoMeThInG?

I'M FINE.
I JUST HAD A CENSORING CHARM PUT ON ME AGAIN, THAT'S ALL.
THE LAST COUPLE OF DAYS HAVE BEEN KIND OF STRESSFUL.

i WiSh I cOuLd SeE yOu.
:o(
YoU wAnT tO tAlK aBoUt It, BrO?

I'D PROBABLY GET INTO TROUBLE IF I WAS FOUND IN SLYTHERIN NOW.
I'M GOOD.
I CAST A SILENCE BUBBLE AROUND MYSELF AND SCREAMED.

I jUsT fEeL lIkE yOu CoUlD bE uSiNg SoMe BeSt FrIeNd SnUgGlE tImE, yOu KnOw?
AnD mAxIm SaId SoMeThInG wEiRd, So I jUsT wAs WoRrIeD.
cAn We HaNg At LuNcH tOmOrRoW, aNyWaY?

THAT REMINDS ME.
JAEGER SAID SOMETHING ABOUT YOU MAKING SOME KIND OF HALLUCINOGEN POTION OR SOMETHING.
YOU NEED TO DUMP THOSE.
I DON'T WANT YOU GETTING INTO TROUBLE.
I KNOW I'M PROBABLY BEING OVERBEARING AGAIN BUT THIS SNOW GUY'S BAD NEWS.
BE CAREFUL.

[ ... smiles to himself, because it's nice to see Karkat watching out for him, it gives him a warm feeling inside.]

We AlReAdY dRaNk AlL tHaT aT tHe PaRtY.
aNd PrOfEsSoR rHyDdErCh LeTs Me UsE tHe PoTiOnS cLaSs.
BuT i'Ll GeT rId Of AnYtHiNg WeIrD i GoT.
wHaT's WiTh ThIs MoThErFuCkEr, AnYwAy?

[conversation successfully derailed]

GOOD. DON'T MAKE ANY MORE.
EVEN WITH PROFESSOR RHYDDERCH'S PERMISSION I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS GUY IS CAPABLE OF YET.
I MEAN ASIDE FROM THREATS OF DEPORTATION AND TAKING AWAY HOUSE POINTS.
APPARENTLY HE'S A SUPER IMPORTANT GUY ON THE WIZENGAMOT.
I'M NOT SURE ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE.

WhAt'S tHe WiZaRd'S gAuNtLeT?

WIZENGAMOT.
IT'S THE BRITISH HIGH COURT OF LAW AND PARLIAMENT IN THE WIZARDING WORLD.
THAT MEANS HE HAS EVERY RIGHT TO BE HERE AND HE CAN DO ANYTHING AND THE TEACHERS CAN'T INTERFERE.

Edited 2012-09-20 09:22 (UTC)

[Gamzee's knowledge of politics in either the wizarding or Muggle world is pretty shaky, so it's actually kind of surprising that he almost gets this]

So WaIt, He'S a MoThErFuCkInG JUDGE???
wHeRe Be ThE pOpO?

HE'S ONE OF THEM.
DUMBLEDORE'S ONE TOO. HE'S THE CHIEF.
ACCORDING TO HIM THE INCIDENT AT CAMP WAS JUST TEENAGERS BEING ROWDY.

ThAt'S wHaT i Be ThInKiNg, ExCePt EvErYoNe SaId It WaS bEiNg MaGiC, wHiCh WaS oK, sInCe ThEn I dIdN't GeT iN tRoUbLe.

THAT'S BECAUSE IT WAS MAGIC.
THE MINISTRY'S TRYING TO COVER IT UP BY SAYING IT WAS JUST TEENAGERS BEING TEENAGERS.
THAT'S WHAT IT SEEMS LIKE TO ME ANYWAY.

hOw CoMe ThEy EvEn Be CaRiNg?

[WAIT.]

DiD tHeY dO iT???

HECK IF I KNOW AND I DON'T THINK SO.
THERE'S A LOT OF THINGS BEHIND THIS THAT I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

iF yOu DoN't GeT iT, i SuReLy AiN't KnOwInG.
:o/
BuT tHiS mOtHeRfUcKeR aIn'T eVeN tAlKeD tO mE, sO i GuEsS i'M cOoL.

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