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[rule_britannia]

Oh God.

Why did I try out for the Quidditch team.
What genius persuaded me that would be a good idea.
You know who you are yes I'm looking at all of you.

Especially you professor.
I'm not naming names, you know which one you are.

And now I'm actually on the team and it's just hit me and

God.




I'm going to need a new broom.
Unless someone knows how to get rid of a particularly clingy Hurling Hex.
Actually I'd really appreciate it if someone did because I can't afford another bloody broom.

Comments

[eighttimeshandy]

I'll buy you one.

If only because this is hilarious.

[rule_britannia]

You're not buying me one Eriq don't be ridiculous.

[eighttimeshandy]

Please, I can afford it. One of the really nice ones. What's the Nimbus series up to, I don't keep track.

[rule_britannia]

Not a bloody clue.

But they're expensive. I'm not going to let you do that.

[eighttimeshandy]

Nope, I'm going to do it. And if you keep telling me no, I'll just find something even more expensive to buy you.

[rule_britannia]

If you're my friend, you won't.