010

[rule_britannia]

Oh God.

Why did I try out for the Quidditch team.
What genius persuaded me that would be a good idea.
You know who you are yes I'm looking at all of you.

Especially you professor.
I'm not naming names, you know which one you are.

And now I'm actually on the team and it's just hit me and

God.




I'm going to need a new broom.
Unless someone knows how to get rid of a particularly clingy Hurling Hex.
Actually I'd really appreciate it if someone did because I can't afford another bloody broom.

Comments

[Filtered]

[bonafide_divinity]

At least she isn't in all your classes. I fear for my life on a regular basis.

But hey, you have a point. It sounds like she may well have been sane at the time. Wonders will never cease.

[Filtered]

[rule_britannia]

You're not scared of a girl, are you?




Though... Marina...
Point taken. Some girls are bloody terrifying.

[Filtered]

[bonafide_divinity]

Precisely.

Prescott is terrifying and Nicholson is prone to periodic fits of insanity. It's a wonder I'm still alive. It's not fair.

But then again, I suppose you have all your classes with Slepner, so it all evens out.

[Filtered]

[rule_britannia]

I suppose that would be a problem if I didn't actually enjoy Slepner's company.

Most of the time.

Re: [Filtered]

[bonafide_divinity]

[inkblot]

You enjoy his company?

Isn't he always performing experiments and talking about dark darque magic?

[Filtered]

[rule_britannia]

Not always..

I've been sleeping in the same room as him for five years. It was either get used to him or murder him.