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[givesyouaboner]

Orangina has a problem right now.
She kind of accidentally two tails and she's really confused. She keeps chasing after one of her tails in one direction, then the other touches her opposite side and she starts running around in the other direction.
Is getting "too dizzy" a thing for cats? She hasn't bumped into anything so I don't think she'll get brain damage.

_{[He was doing his homework when he contemplated what it would be like for monkeys to have two prehensile tails. Orangina isn't a monkey but she was the closest animal around. Oops.]}

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[bev_rage]

hoyl shit
i need 2 c this

[givesyouaboner]

Meet me somewhere!

[bev_rage]

libinary library!!!

i need to figure out gmail notifs :'|

[givesyouaboner]

Okay, give me ten minutes and I'll be there.

_{[And he's on his way now.]}

/paps

[bev_rage]

k 2 seconds

[She's sprinting out of the Ravenclaw dorms and at the library as quickly as her skinny legs can carry her.]

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[givesyouaboner]

_{[He figures Roxy is probably going to scream, so he waits outside of the library just in case! There's no use in getting in trouble without good reason.]}

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[bev_rage]

[Dirk, you know her so well. Soon enough she's sprinting toward him to get a good look at the twin-tailed kitty.]

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[givesyouaboner]

_{[He just grins and holds Orangina out to her once she's close enough. The cat's being oddly chill as fuck.]}

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[bev_rage]

[Sure enough, Roxy lets out an excited screech at the sight of the mutated kitten.]

Oh my gosh, look at her! Look at her tails! She's so bloody cute!

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[givesyouaboner]

I know! Maybe she'll try playing with both of her tails at the same time again. It's really cute.