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Orangina has a problem right now.
She kind of accidentally two tails and she's really confused. She keeps chasing after one of her tails in one direction, then the other touches her opposite side and she starts running around in the other direction.
Is getting "too dizzy" a thing for cats? She hasn't bumped into anything so I don't think she'll get brain damage.

_{[He was doing his homework when he contemplated what it would be like for monkeys to have two prehensile tails. Orangina isn't a monkey but she was the closest animal around. Oops.]}

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I don't think so? She will most likely just get tired after a while.

In that case, she might have an overabundance of energy. It has been an hour.

At least she is getting plenty of exorcise?

There's that in the very least!

hoyl shit
i need 2 c this

Meet me somewhere!

~~libinary~~ library!!!

Okay, give me ten minutes and I'll be there.

_{[And he's on his way now.]}

k 2 seconds

[She's sprinting out of the Ravenclaw dorms and at the library as quickly as her skinny legs can carry her.]

_{[He figures Roxy is probably going to scream, so he waits outside of the library just in case! There's no use in getting in trouble without good reason.]}

[Dirk, you know her so well. Soon enough she's sprinting toward him to get a good look at the twin-tailed kitty.]

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Wow what a fucking dumbass.

[Seriously why is that cat even still a thing? He wishes it would just fucking disappear already. It's caused so much trouble and now it's just being stupid.]

She's not a

_{[There's some ink splatter. Anyone in the vicinity of his location would hear a loud shriek. There's a solid minute before there's a response on the journal, and Dirk's handwriting is considerably messier.]}

UNCLE DIRK SHE JUST DISAPPEARED.

Edited 2012-09-26 17:21 (UTC)

[She's not a what?

That inksplatter is ominous.

Very ominous. Now he's starting to wonder if the cat mutated further and ate him.

But thankfully that isn't the case- except wait, what?]

... What?

She was just here but now she's gone. She never just wanders away! I just saw her!

Are you sure Roxy didn't sneak in and take it or something? Calm down.

[Seriously, what?

WHAT A STRANGE AND COINCIDENTAL HAPPENSTANCE.]

Roxy isn't capable of being quiet and she's not here.
I can't calm down. What if something bad happened to her?

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my signal is too low to look through my icons so ignore the default

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that's fine bb u3u

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WHY DO YOU HAVE A CAT?
CATS ARE TERRIBLE.

Cats are the best. They're cute and fluffy and kill pests.
Why don't you have a cat?

Edited 2012-09-26 20:56 (UTC)

THAT IS NOT TRUE.
GOATS ARE MUCH BETTER THAN CATS.
DO YOU HAVE A GOAT?

Why are goats better?
But no, I don't. I might've been able to get one, but I wouldn't have gotten credit for the project so I'll just play with Roxy's goat.

GOATS ARE BETTER AT MOST THINGS.

WHO IS ROXY?

Can goats catch mice and climb trees?

Roxy is one of my best friends. She has a goat this year for her potions class.

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She became a nekomata? Dirk that isn't good, she may have been possessed by an evil spirit!

Really? How could that have happened though? She was still acting the same, kind of!

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