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[givesyouaboner]

Orangina has a problem right now.
She kind of accidentally two tails and she's really confused. She keeps chasing after one of her tails in one direction, then the other touches her opposite side and she starts running around in the other direction.
Is getting "too dizzy" a thing for cats? She hasn't bumped into anything so I don't think she'll get brain damage.

_{[He was doing his homework when he contemplated what it would be like for monkeys to have two prehensile tails. Orangina isn't a monkey but she was the closest animal around. Oops.]}

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[plushaeusrumpified]

[...Well that went better than he expected. Thank fuck for Dirk being young and naive, tbh. He nearly let out a sigh of relief, but stopped himself because that would be kind of suspicious. But god was he relieved.]

You got it, man. Really, there ain't nobody who could come before you guys.

[He pauses, really... seriously thinking about that.]

You know that right? I mean... no matter what happens, you come first. You and Dave. Nobody else. Got that?

[givesyouaboner]

_{[Dirk leans back against Bro's chest and tilts his head up again. Somehow this really comes as a relief even though he never doubted that to begin with. He holds his pinkie upward.]}

Pinkie promise?