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[givesyouaboner]

Orangina has a problem right now.
She kind of accidentally two tails and she's really confused. She keeps chasing after one of her tails in one direction, then the other touches her opposite side and she starts running around in the other direction.
Is getting "too dizzy" a thing for cats? She hasn't bumped into anything so I don't think she'll get brain damage.

_{[He was doing his homework when he contemplated what it would be like for monkeys to have two prehensile tails. Orangina isn't a monkey but she was the closest animal around. Oops.]}

Comments

[thesmallesttrickster]

I don't think so? She will most likely just get tired after a while.

[givesyouaboner]

In that case, she might have an overabundance of energy. It has been an hour.

[bev_rage]

hoyl shit
i need 2 c this

[thesmallesttrickster]

At least she is getting plenty of exorcise?

[givesyouaboner]

There's that in the very least!

[givesyouaboner]

Meet me somewhere!

[plushaeusrumpified]

Wow what a fucking dumbass.

[Seriously why is that cat even still a thing? He wishes it would just fucking disappear already. It's caused so much trouble and now it's just being stupid.]

[givesyouaboner]

She's not a

_{[There's some ink splatter. Anyone in the vicinity of his location would hear a loud shriek. There's a solid minute before there's a response on the journal, and Dirk's handwriting is considerably messier.]}

UNCLE DIRK SHE JUST DISAPPEARED.

[plushaeusrumpified]

[She's not a what?

That inksplatter is ominous.

Very ominous. Now he's starting to wonder if the cat mutated further and ate him.

But thankfully that isn't the case- except wait, what?]

... What?

[bev_rage]

libinary library!!!

[givesyouaboner]

She was just here but now she's gone. She never just wanders away! I just saw her!

[plushaeusrumpified]

Are you sure Roxy didn't sneak in and take it or something? Calm down.

[Seriously, what?

WHAT A STRANGE AND COINCIDENTAL HAPPENSTANCE.]

[givesyouaboner]

Roxy isn't capable of being quiet and she's not here.
I can't calm down. What if something bad happened to her?

[plushaeusrumpified]

How do you know I haven't been giving Roxy ninja lessons?

It's a big castle and there are a lotta places for an orange furball to hide. Seriously just calm down.

[Okay but no this is weird.

Is he just magical or som-

Nevermind.

It really must be a coincidence.]

[givesyouaboner]

Because she can't keep secrets from me and you wouldn't teach her ninja things before me and you haven't taught me anything.

But how could she just disappear without me noticing? I was watching her.

my signal is too low to look through my icons so ignore the default

[plushaeusrumpified]

... Touche. But in my defense you haven't actually asked. And also it's dangerous.

[Because that totally stopped him before. Whatever.

Wait, now he's implying that Roxy is stronger- foot in mouth.]

But all you gotta do is ask I guess.

You've also been writing in the journal, so your attention hasn't been on her the entire time. She just slipped away. How long have you had her? Like four months now? Maybe she finally realized her feline needs and went to go find some pussy.

i need to figure out gmail notifs :'|

[givesyouaboner]

Okay, give me ten minutes and I'll be there.

_{[And he's on his way now.]}

that's fine bb u3u

[givesyouaboner]

You say that like I haven't gotten hurt before. Consider this me asking now?

Yeah, but it's really hard to miss fuzzy orange in the corner of your eye, even if writing.

Uncle Dirk.

What.

Seriously?

She's already a cat that's redundant.

[plushaeusrumpified]

[He's just. Going to casually move ooon from things.]

Dirk I'm pretty sure we've talked about pussy before.

[givesyouaboner]

_{[Have some flustered ink blots.]}

She's a kitten. She isn't even thirteen yet in cat years.

[plushaeusrumpified]

So what's your point, I was tw

[Because that's something Dirk needs to hear right?

If he tries really hard though he might be able to read through all that scribble.]

She wouldn't be able to get any anyway, she's kind of a bitch tbh.

[givesyouaboner]

_{[He doesn't even try.]}

She is not. You're just being mean. I don't understand why you don't like her. She's like my kid. That means she's your other grandniece. You wouldn't treat Polly Esther like this.

_{[It's ok to side-eye this, Bro. He's talking about his pajama baby.]}

/paps

[bev_rage]

k 2 seconds

[She's sprinting out of the Ravenclaw dorms and at the library as quickly as her skinny legs can carry her.]

[plushaeusrumpified]

That's because Polly Esther is a classy lady. Orangina is the delinquent child that don't get no loving.

[...

Ow. That unintentionally struck a nerve he didn't mean to.]

Who the hell is Polly Esther again?

[givesyouaboner]

_{[That's right, Bro. Orangina is just like you.]}

Uncle Dirk! Don't write that so loudly. You hurt her feelings. Now she's crying. Do you know how hard it is to calm down pajama babies? It's really hard.


Do you really not remember?

_{[He's certain he and Roxy showed it off before dressing Orangina in it.]}