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[givesyouaboner]

Orangina has a problem right now.
She kind of accidentally two tails and she's really confused. She keeps chasing after one of her tails in one direction, then the other touches her opposite side and she starts running around in the other direction.
Is getting "too dizzy" a thing for cats? She hasn't bumped into anything so I don't think she'll get brain damage.

_{[He was doing his homework when he contemplated what it would be like for monkeys to have two prehensile tails. Orangina isn't a monkey but she was the closest animal around. Oops.]}

Comments

[Voice]

[zazzerpan_cg]

WHY DO YOU HAVE A CAT?
CATS ARE TERRIBLE.

[Voice]

[givesyouaboner]

Cats are the best. They're cute and fluffy and kill pests.
Why don't you have a cat?

[Voice]

[zazzerpan_cg]

THAT IS NOT TRUE.
GOATS ARE MUCH BETTER THAN CATS.
DO YOU HAVE A GOAT?

[Voice]

[givesyouaboner]

Why are goats better?
But no, I don't. I might've been able to get one, but I wouldn't have gotten credit for the project so I'll just play with Roxy's goat.

[Voice]

[zazzerpan_cg]

GOATS ARE BETTER AT MOST THINGS.

WHO IS ROXY?

[Voice]

[givesyouaboner]

Can goats catch mice and climb trees?

Roxy is one of my best friends. She has a goat this year for her potions class.

[Voice]

[zazzerpan_cg]

I HAVE NEVER HAD THE INTEREST IN EITHER OF THOSE THINGS.

PERHAPS I KNOW ROXY. WHO'S HUMAN IS SHE?

[Voice]

[givesyouaboner]

Uhh, what? That's a really weird way to put it.

Calmasis is her goat, if that's what you mean.