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[speterman]

[Someone is nightblogging on Dumblr]

So... Has anyone else noticed some... uh, well, weird things going on, because um. There are some pretty weird things going on right now. Like a lot of weird things.

Right, anyway.

Why do we bake 'cookies' and cook bacon? I mean, come on, you think we could have named things better here.

[Someone might be a bit hungry also.]

Comments

[speterman]

No, that wasn't the thesis. The thesis was that everything that is going on is weird.

I've tried.

[patrioticspells]

Everything is always weird here. Maybe things are weirder than usual, but there's no such thing as normal in Hogwarts.

Try harder.

[speterman]

Well, yes. But this is weirder than usual as you said.

That's easy for you to say.

[patrioticspells]

I haven't noticed anything really worth mentioning, though. [Liiieees.]

It's not that hard to fall asleep. Maybe you should close your journal.

[speterman]

How could you have not? Everyone is freaking out.

I've tried that!

[patrioticspells]

Everyone is always freaking out.

You have to stay off your journal, too. You can't give up after five minutes.

[speterman]

This is more drastic than usual.

Oh, okay, mum.

[patrioticspells]

Maybe. I don't think so.

[RUDE. So rude.]

[speterman]

So what's up with you? Nothing strange happen to you?

[patrioticspells]

Nope. Everything is completely and totally normal.

[Please ignore the shaky writing.]

[speterman]

Lucky, I mean, nothing has happened to me or anything, but like everyone else it has.

[patrioticspells]

You're better off without anything happening to you.