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[speterman]

[Someone is nightblogging on Dumblr]

So... Has anyone else noticed some... uh, well, weird things going on, because um. There are some pretty weird things going on right now. Like a lot of weird things.

Right, anyway.

Why do we bake 'cookies' and cook bacon? I mean, come on, you think we could have named things better here.

[Someone might be a bit hungry also.]

Comments

[donutsanddestiny]

Depends. Nerves over what? Working on something is always a good reason.

Aren't all cats passive-agressive?

[speterman]

[Ink blots.]

A girl. A really amazing girl. A terrifying amazing girl.

Not as passive aggressive as Pillow.

[donutsanddestiny]

Ah.

Hmm. With all due respect, I think I'll not be meeting your cat.

[speterman]

That felt like a judging "ah."


Why not?

[donutsanddestiny]

I don't know. Girls tend to be trouble.

Regular cats are judgemental enough. And they eat toads.

[speterman]

...You think?

Oh no! She would never, she's too spoilt. She'd probably just sort of lay on Marion to be honest. She won't even chase rats... Sort of lazy.

[donutsanddestiny]

I guess. I admittedly tend to focus more on projects than girls, though.

Oh, well that's alright, I suppose.

[speterman]

You've never fancied a girl? Are you- I mean it's okay if you are, erm. I mean I wouldn't, you know. That's okay... I don't care if you are uh, or anything.







The only thing she uses her claws for is to knead my face.

[donutsanddestiny]

Am I what? [DUMBEST GENIUS, IT IS ALWAYS MELVIN.]

Ow. How fun.

[speterman]

Well, you know, I mean... I don't care if you're into girls.. or guys... I don't judge that sort of thing...


It's okay because she's quite fluffy and cute.

[donutsanddestiny]

Oh! No! I don't fancy boys. God, no. I mean, no, there's not anything wrong with that! It's just that boys tend to be... More incredibly idiotic than girls. Socially speaking.

Present company notwithstanding. For the idiotic part, I mean.

...Right, well, you enjoy being a scratching post.

[speterman]

Thanks! I think you're pretty brilliant too, if it counts for anything?

I don't know, man, this girl is pretty amazing. You know Bonnibel?


Nah, she doesn't always do it! I think you'd like her.

[donutsanddestiny]

You're welcome! And yes, I am. But, ah, thank you for noticing!

Ravenclaw, right? I know of her.

I'm not fond of cats.

[speterman]

You're welcome as well. :)

Yeah, pretty blonde girl? I don't know if she's trouble. How could she be trouble?


You're not fond of people either it seems, but there's an exception to everything right?

[He might be smiling like a dork because friendship is the best esp when the other is generally a sourpuss at humanity.]

[donutsanddestiny]

For your sake, I hope she's not. She doesn't seem it.

...Right. There is.

[speterman]

Thanks. I appreciate that. I don't think she is. I hope I wouldn't fancy trouble.


Give her a chance, yeah?