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[speterman]

[Someone is nightblogging on Dumblr]

So... Has anyone else noticed some... uh, well, weird things going on, because um. There are some pretty weird things going on right now. Like a lot of weird things.

Right, anyway.

Why do we bake 'cookies' and cook bacon? I mean, come on, you think we could have named things better here.

[Someone might be a bit hungry also.]

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[Action]

[speterman]

[He tenses, growling from under his pillow in frustration]

No! And it doesn't matter, okay!

[Pause]

Does that mean she's my girlfriend? Is that what that means?

[Action]

[eighttimeshandy]

[teeheehee!]

Usually, that is what kissing means, Peter. Although I suppose it does depend largely on her reaction to the kiss. Did she slap you, or kiss you back?

[Action]

[speterman]

[He blindly squirms away from Eriq, resting precariously on the edge of his bed.]

She kissed me back... But I mean... What if she was just being nice or something. I mean, I wouldn't slap someone if they kissed me and I didn't want to kiss them. Do people actually do that?

[Action]

[eighttimeshandy]

[Just gonna float closer then]

You're asking me? I only just started kissing people like a month ago.

[pauses] I'm going to miss that.

Anyway, I think if she kissed back, that usually means she's not opposed to the idea. Even if she isn't the kind to slap, I imagine she would have pulled away and made a small fuss if she didn't like it. So. Congratulations, Peter. You have a girlfriend!

Re: [Action]

[speterman]

No, don't say that! I don't know if that's what it is, I've never. You, uh, really think that counts?

[He groans and kicks his feet.]

What if I assume that and then that's not what she wants and, cripes this is something I've never dealt with.

[Action]

[eighttimeshandy]

[siiiiiigh]

Do you want me to ask her for you? Seriously, if you can't do it yourself, I'll just slip her a note that says "Do u like Peter Park y/n circle 1" and call it a day.

[Action]

[speterman]

[He pulls his head from under his pillow and rests it on it, looking at Eriq with a pout, brown eyes watching the other.]

No. She called me cute and we hung out and she, she's really amazing. And I'm really, uh, well, not. And what if she doesn't mean it, or regrets it or something?

[Action]

[eighttimeshandy]

[See his eyebrows, Peter? No, no you don't. Because they've just arched so far, they made it up to his hairline]

Peter, you're adorable and witty and smart. Stop being stupid.

[Action]

[speterman]

Uuugh.

[he presses his face back down into his pillow.]

She's amazing though.

[Action]

[eighttimeshandy]

[ghostly prodding] If she's so awesome, she must have awesome taste then, don't you think?

[Action]

[speterman]

[He's gonna swat blindly at him.]

Yeah, which means she wouldn't like me.

[Action]

[eighttimeshandy]

[eyerolling as Peter's hand swipes right through him]

But she clearly already does, which means you're insulting her taste by putting yourself down like that. So stop it, it's annoying.