03; Accidental Voice/Text

[cantfightthisfire]

[At first when she wakes up, everything is normal. Perfectly normal. And then all of a sudden there is a very loud, very high pitched eleven year old boy's voice coming through the journals. If you're in Gryffindor tower, you'll probably see a very freaked out, panicking Jake English, and then.]

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!

[Seriously. SERIOUSLY WHAT IS GOING ON.

This is a dream isn't it? She's dreaming. She's having a nightmare. This is not happening. HOW THE FUCK IS SHE THIS THING?!

WHAT EVEN THE HELL.

It's a long time before any ink appears, as she attempts to wake herself up by pinching really hard. Multiple times. And yet she's still. This thing.

Finally she finds the journal because it's the only other option she can think of. The handwriting is shaky and weird, as if she isn't used to the hands she has now. Which... she isn't.]

What the fuck is going on?!

Someone fix this! Fix it right now!

[OOC: Replies will come from flamingadventurer]

Comments

[voice/action]

[heartwrenching]

[Graham sits in the common room with his head in his hands, trying to make heads or tails of what's happened to him. He looks up in confusion when he hears the dulcet tones of Jake flipping the hell out. Curiosity piqued, Graham makes his way to the first year dorm and pounds on the door.]

What the hell are you screaming about, English?

[flamingadventurer]

[Marina looks toward the door, slightly startled. Fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck. English? What? Someone seriously thinks that she's... Oh jesus christ.

She makes her way over to the door and attempts to pull it open roughly, not accounting for her newfound 11 year old weak strength. It doesn't open nearly as hard as she wants it to. She glares up at him.]

Do I fucking look like English to you?

[...You know what she means.

Or rather, she's not thinking. This is stupid.]

[Voice]

[zazzerpan_cg]

MY HUMAN NEVER USES LANGUAGE LIKE THAT.

I AM VERY OFFENDED.

[Text]

[flamingadventurer]

[At first, she starts out with voice.]

Well you c-

[But then she stops, because it's just. really, seriously too weird to talk in this... voice. She has to write. She can't talk, it's just. NOPE.]

Well get the hell over it because I don't know what's even going on!

[heartwrenching]

[Graham tilts his head to the side in thought, peering closely at the figure he recognizes as his first year Housemate. However, he doesn't invade the Jake-alike's personal space nearly as much as he normally would during such scrutiny.]

... yes, you do.

You look the same as you did yesterday. Something up?

[donutsanddestiny]

English, you're talking like Prescott.

[flamingadventurer]

Well I-

[She lets out a frustrated growl.]

I'm not this English kid! I'm Marina! I don't know what the hell is even going on but I woke up in this body and I want somebody to fix it right now!

[rule_britannia]

What the bloody hell are you screaming about, kid?

[flamingadventurer]

I AM!

[donutsanddestiny]

I know you are, I just said you a

Oh.

Oh, you can't be serious. Is that even possible?

[flamingadventurer]

Don't call me a goddamn kid, I'm 15 years old you douchebag!

[flamingadventurer]

Yes oh. It took you long enough, jesus fucking christ.

I don't know! I just woke up and suddenly I was a goddamn midget!

[rule_britannia]

Not last time I checked, English.

[donutsanddestiny]

I'm so sorry for not expecting the impossible.

Or nearly so, it would seem. Do you think someone slipped you Polyjuice Potion?

[flamingadventurer]

I was asleep, how the hell would somebody force feed me polyjuice potion without me noticing?

[flamingadventurer]

I'm not him!

I'm Marina fucking Prescott you dumbass!

[donutsanddestiny]

I don't think it would be too difficult. I imagine you're the gross type who sleeps with your mouth open.

[rule_britannia]

[Ink.. splot..]

Oh, bloody hell.

[flamingadventurer]

You know what? I'm about the perfect height to headbutt you in your goddamn balls if

[Inkblots]

oh my god

[flamingadventurer]

Yeah, bloody hell! How the fuck did it happen?

[donutsanddestiny]

Prescott, I'm not that much taller than English.

What?

[rule_britannia]

You're asking me? Well, it wasn't me.

I've been a bit busy what with waking up to find Eriq Slepner dead this morning.

From the looks of it a lot of fucked up shit is happening right now.

[flamingadventurer]

balls

[lefilschanceux]

What's with all the screaming?

[flamingadventurer]

He's not going to be the only dead person here if I don't find some way to fix this!