03; Accidental Voice/Text

[cantfightthisfire]

[At first when she wakes up, everything is normal. Perfectly normal. And then all of a sudden there is a very loud, very high pitched eleven year old boy's voice coming through the journals. If you're in Gryffindor tower, you'll probably see a very freaked out, panicking Jake English, and then.]

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!

[Seriously. SERIOUSLY WHAT IS GOING ON.

This is a dream isn't it? She's dreaming. She's having a nightmare. This is not happening. HOW THE FUCK IS SHE THIS THING?!

WHAT EVEN THE HELL.

It's a long time before any ink appears, as she attempts to wake herself up by pinching really hard. Multiple times. And yet she's still. This thing.

Finally she finds the journal because it's the only other option she can think of. The handwriting is shaky and weird, as if she isn't used to the hands she has now. Which... she isn't.]

What the fuck is going on?!

Someone fix this! Fix it right now!

[OOC: Replies will come from flamingadventurer]

Comments

[flamingadventurer]

I was asleep, how the hell would somebody force feed me polyjuice potion without me noticing?

[donutsanddestiny]

I don't think it would be too difficult. I imagine you're the gross type who sleeps with your mouth open.

[flamingadventurer]

You know what? I'm about the perfect height to headbutt you in your goddamn balls if

[Inkblots]

oh my god

[donutsanddestiny]

Prescott, I'm not that much taller than English.

What?

[flamingadventurer]

balls

[donutsanddestiny]

Oh, does your new anatomy make you uncomfortable?

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[flamingadventurer]

[Despite the fact that talking is just so weird, she's too angry to even write.]

Fuck you! What the hell am I even supposed to... do with these?!

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[donutsanddestiny]

[As flat as he tries to keep his tone, it's clear he's trying to hold back laughter.]

You are truly the pinnacle of maturity.

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[flamingadventurer]

When I find you, I'm gonna cut you.

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[donutsanddestiny]

That might prove difficult, as we no longer share a common room.

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[flamingadventurer]

I still know the goddamn password!

1/2

[donutsanddestiny]

[THE DUMBEST GENIUS, IT IS HIM.]

[donutsanddestiny]

I might be willing to help you undo this if you don't cut me.

[flamingadventurer]

... I'm still gonna have a knife ready, but I might not cut you if you figure out how to fix it.

[donutsanddestiny]

Fine, deal.

[flamingadventurer]

I just need to find a way to get to wherever you are without being seen.

[donutsanddestiny]

Good luck with that, because you're not getting me anywhere near the Gryffindors.

[flamingadventurer]

Oh my god you're such a little pussy.

[donutsanddestiny]

I'm not scared of them! I just don't want to be near them.

[flamingadventurer]

They probably wouldn't want to see your face anyway.

[donutsanddestiny]

That would hurt if I cared what you thought they think.

[flamingadventurer]

[There's a frustrated growl.]</small. If you don't come and get me I'm going to put this knife to good use. You'd look so much more attractive if you resembled the Joker.

[donutsanddestiny]

Coming! I'm coming!

[flamingadventurer]

Good!

[Despite how shitty this is, she takes pride in knowing that she can sound intimidating even with an eleven year old boy's voice.]

I'll just... wait outside the common room.

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[donutsanddestiny]

[He can't help sniggering as he shows up. He wasn't completely sure he believed her, after all.]