03; Accidental Voice/Text

[cantfightthisfire]

[At first when she wakes up, everything is normal. Perfectly normal. And then all of a sudden there is a very loud, very high pitched eleven year old boy's voice coming through the journals. If you're in Gryffindor tower, you'll probably see a very freaked out, panicking Jake English, and then.]

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!

[Seriously. SERIOUSLY WHAT IS GOING ON.

This is a dream isn't it? She's dreaming. She's having a nightmare. This is not happening. HOW THE FUCK IS SHE THIS THING?!

WHAT EVEN THE HELL.

It's a long time before any ink appears, as she attempts to wake herself up by pinching really hard. Multiple times. And yet she's still. This thing.

Finally she finds the journal because it's the only other option she can think of. The handwriting is shaky and weird, as if she isn't used to the hands she has now. Which... she isn't.]

What the fuck is going on?!

Someone fix this! Fix it right now!

[OOC: Replies will come from flamingadventurer]

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[flamingadventurer]

I still know the goddamn password!

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[donutsanddestiny]

[THE DUMBEST GENIUS, IT IS HIM.]

[donutsanddestiny]

I might be willing to help you undo this if you don't cut me.

[flamingadventurer]

... I'm still gonna have a knife ready, but I might not cut you if you figure out how to fix it.

[donutsanddestiny]

Fine, deal.

[flamingadventurer]

I just need to find a way to get to wherever you are without being seen.

[donutsanddestiny]

Good luck with that, because you're not getting me anywhere near the Gryffindors.

[flamingadventurer]

Oh my god you're such a little pussy.

[donutsanddestiny]

I'm not scared of them! I just don't want to be near them.

[flamingadventurer]

They probably wouldn't want to see your face anyway.

[donutsanddestiny]

That would hurt if I cared what you thought they think.

[flamingadventurer]

[There's a frustrated growl.]</small. If you don't come and get me I'm going to put this knife to good use. You'd look so much more attractive if you resembled the Joker.

[donutsanddestiny]

Coming! I'm coming!

[flamingadventurer]

Good!

[Despite how shitty this is, she takes pride in knowing that she can sound intimidating even with an eleven year old boy's voice.]

I'll just... wait outside the common room.

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[donutsanddestiny]

[He can't help sniggering as he shows up. He wasn't completely sure he believed her, after all.]

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[flamingadventurer]

[She may have promised not to cut him, but a kick to the shins is the perfect alternative.

So that's exactly what she does.]

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[donutsanddestiny]

Ow! You know, you have issues showing gratitude.

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[flamingadventurer]

And you have issues with not being a douchebag! You try suddenly being a midget and having a penis! It's fucking weird!

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[donutsanddestiny]

I already-- Nevermind.

Come on, then. We'll need to go down to the dungeons. We'll be playing with potions, I think.

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[flamingadventurer]

Fine.

[And without another word, she starts walking. It's clear she has a hard time because tinier legs and not used to this body.]

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[donutsanddestiny]

So, you said you just woke up like this?

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[flamingadventurer]

Yes!

[Her tone is irritable, but she doesn't say what she really wants, which is 'If you could read you'd know the answer.']

I don't know how the hell it happened. I was fine when I went to bed.

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[donutsanddestiny]

This is kind of fascinating, honestly... It just shouldn't make sense.

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[flamingadventurer]

It's not fascinating, it's disgusting and horrible and if I don't go back to normal I'm gonna jump off the fucking astronomy tower!

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[donutsanddestiny]

Don't tempt me, Prescott.