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[seeringlight]

Everyone is invited. I will not tolerate any complaints about who decides to attend. If someone you dislike happens to come, you will just have to be the bigger person and either be civil or keep your distance.

If you have any questions pertaining to the Tea Party, please contact me with your inquiries. Thank you.

Things have been...odd haven't they.

[Filtered to Roxy Lalonde]

I need to speak to you in person as soon as possible. Please.

Comments

[zazzerpan_cg]

CALMASIS, IF YOU TRY TO TAKE CARROTS FROM EITHER OF THEM, I SHALL BUTT YOU.

I HAVE A MIGHTY HEAD.

[goatmasis]

Like I'd ever try to take carrots from Garry. I like Garry. I don't like you assholes.

Zazzerpan, you try to butt me and I'll kick you in the head so hard your human will feel it.

[cabra]

But Calmaaaaasis you said we were besties for liiiiife.


Also Gary, you can have my extra caaaaaarrots.

[garrythegoat]

Thank you Cabra. I will not be getting anymore extra carrots from my human. She says I am getting fat and she wants to take me on a "walk". What is a "walk"?

Can't we all be "besties"?

[zazzerpan_cg]

I DO NOT KNOW OF THIS "WALK", BUT I WILL ASK MY HUMAN IF HE HAS HEARD OF IT. I OFTEN ASK HIM QUESTIONS, FOR HIS KNOWLEDGE IS VAST AND IMPRESSIVE. ALTHOUGH HE OFTEN DOES NOT PROVIDE ME WITH THE ANSWERS I SEEK.

WHAT IS BESTIES?

[goatmasis]

I lied.

A walk is what is sounds like. She'll tie a rope aroud your neck and try to get you to run around with her. It sucks.

[cabra]

Did you do it get my carrots as well? Not even going to give you my lettuce at this stage.

Besties is what my human uses to describe some sort of invisible connection between two humans, i never see it before but i liked the word and though it would be a good way to describe me and Calmasis.

You are not fat Garry, you are not even big bone, like me.

[garrythegoat]

My human does not think so. I think I am getting bigger too.

Besties sounds like a nice word. Can't we all have nice things?

...can I have the lettuce as well?

[seeringlight]

Why is there a conversation between goats happening? Why do I care?
I don't.
I'm so happy to not had to take care of a goat.