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[greenmoonrising]

[Handwriting is a bit messy, clearly written by a shaky hand.]

Does anyone know about any transfiguration spells that can change your sex, and if yes, anyone have any information on how to reverse said spell?

[He's been made into a girl, bear with his panicking.]

Comments

[moveslikejaeger]

[snickers] Hyu sock a silly ting. Iz not hyu doink. Vhy hyu zo embarrassed?

[greenmoonrising]

You think I want people to see me like this!?

[SNARLS, canines sharpening.]

[moveslikejaeger]

[...And now he's a little turned on. She-wolves, rawr]

Vell. Hy vouldn' care. Hyu iz schtill hyu inzide.

[greenmoonrising]

It's embarrassing!

[Pauses and nose twitches, sense of smell heightened more than usual with the wolf so close to the surface. Grimaces at him and snaps:]

Get your mind out of the gutter!

[moveslikejaeger]

[splutters! holding his hands up helplessly] Iz not my fault hyu iz a gorgeous, fierce voman! Hy ken't help it! Hyu iz chust beink zo ferocious, und Hy like dot! Hyu could do ENYTING hyu vanted to me, svetthott, und Hy vould not complain at all!

[greenmoonrising]

[Flushes and huffs, throwing her hands up with frustration.]

Ugh, I give up, I'm going back to the dorm.

[Moves to go past him.]

[moveslikejaeger]

[He backs up out of Bruce's way, letting her go past without a fuss.]

[But not without checking out dat ass. Ohhhh, yeah. He knows what he'll be seeing in his dreams for a while]

[greenmoonrising]

[Freezes because she can practically smell him getting excited at scanning her ass through her robes.

Promptly turns, cheeks burning red, and slaps him right across the face.]

[moveslikejaeger]

[Yipes at the slap, jerking back against the doorframe]

Vhat? Vhat Hy do now?

[greenmoonrising]

You were staring and thinking... things.

[moveslikejaeger]

[Jaw dropping and eyes going wide, he holds his hand up in the air helplessly]

Vhat, Hy ken't tink tings? Hy ken't help it, Hy iz a man! Hyu haz a nize bottom! It chust pops into my head und schtays dere! All de time!

[greenmoonrising]

I'm a guy this is just- this is a sick joke and not one you should be getting off on!

[HUFFS and crosses arms... before moving them under boobs because JEEZ.]

[moveslikejaeger]

[Yes Bruce, put them under your boobs and make them pop up a little more, Maxim appreciates that. Although he does make sure his eyes are pointed at Bruce's face, and not at his beautiful bosom]

Yah, Hy know. Hy tink about hyu like dot vhen hyu iz a boy, too. Iz like Hy said before, in de journal. Hy don' really care vhat hyu iz, Hy like hyu no matter vhat. [He shrugs]

[arrogantalloy]

[Comes up on the situation, and frowns at Maxim's face and how it looks at Bruce right now. Cause him to walk over stopping right next to Bruce.]

What are you up to now, Jazz hands?

[greenmoonrising]

[Whips head up and stares at Tony with a h'oh shi- face]

[moveslikejaeger]

[Funny thing is that Maxim's not looking at Bruce any differently than he normally would. Really. Okay, there's definitely more confusion than usual, but over all? Nope, this is his normal Bruce face.]

Was? Hy ain't op to nottink.

[arrogantalloy]

[Tony didn't really like him doing it when Bruce was a guy. His Bruce.]

Yeah, I can believe that. How about some hands in your pockets there.

[Glances at Bruce.]

Library not helpful?

[greenmoonrising]

Maxim wasn't doing anything handsy, sheesh. Since when do you care anyway?

[Scowls at, hunching shoulders.]

What makes you say that, Captain Obvious?

[moveslikejaeger]

Yah, my hends vere on de vall. [Which he now raises to show that yes, they were in fact behind his back, against the wall, and far out of groping range, a very confused and very annoyed eyebrow arched at Tony] Ve vos chust talkink.

[arrogantalloy]

[Keeps looking at Bruce.]

I'm not the only one with a rep. here. For all I know you were close to an answer until...

[He gives a sharp glance to Maxim.]

...Something came up.

[greenmoonrising]

[HUFF.]

I can take care of myself.

[moveslikejaeger]

Yah, he vos doink verra vell at dot too! [Maxim nods enthusiastically. He'd kind of been hoping Bruce would take care of himself even more thoroughly than he already was] Ve iz verra goot friends. He knows me much more den hyu do, he knows exectly how to handle me, ja. Iz not verra fair, dot hyu iz schtinkink hyu nose in vhere it don' belong.

[arrogantalloy]

[Ignores Maxim]

Hey, look. You, I can trust you to look after yourself. I've known and been elbowed by you enough to know this.

It's the other variables in this equation that I would happily substitute out for something ... Anything else.

[greenmoonrising]

This whole conversation is ridiculous, you guys aren't commu- Oh my GOD suddenly I understand how girls feel!

[Absolute HORROR on face.]

[moveslikejaeger]

[Maxim just frowns, ducking his head a little]

Bruce, if hyu vant me to go, Hy vill go. But Hy vill not be pushed around by an arrogant child vhat tinks he iz zo much better dan me because he iz schmott.