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[greenmoonrising]

[Handwriting is a bit messy, clearly written by a shaky hand.]

Does anyone know about any transfiguration spells that can change your sex, and if yes, anyone have any information on how to reverse said spell?

[He's been made into a girl, bear with his panicking.]

Comments

[hairflyingheartpounding]

Bruce, what happened?

[greenmoonrising]

I'm not entirely sure and I'm trying to fix it before I kill whoever did thi

I don't suppose you know any counter-spells?

[hairflyingheartpounding]

Not for something this big; sorry. You're really a girl now?

[rule_britannia]

That's a bit of an odd question, even for you.

[greenmoonrising]

Yeah can't contain Ravenclaws and their random thirsts for knowledge! So, any clues?

[rule_britannia]

None.

It might make for an interesting project, though.

[arrogantalloy]

[Stares at the text and after an inkblot, makes a wild assumption. Considering what he's already done, he wouldn't be surprised.]

Please tell me I didn't do this too...

Because I'm working on fixing it, it's not a problem , I can do this.

[greenmoonrising]

What? What did else did you do?

[arrogantalloy]

You know. I can hear your accusing tone right through the page. And I don't know how to feel about that.

Because really, it sounds like you think I've done this on purpose. And it's sort of the last thing I'd want.

I mean, why would I want that?


Besides it doesn't matter. Because I just need a day, maybe two and I'll get it all fixed.

Where are you?

[Tony's not avoiding the question. Nope.]

[moveslikejaeger]

well the only ones that do that that ive heard of only do it superficially

why bruce? do you wish to be a girl? because i would like you no matter what gender you decide you are.

[greenmoonrising]

Superficially as in the physical body? That's what I need.

Of course not, I just need to know this.

[moveslikejaeger]

as in the outside of the body so like all the actual reproductive bits stay the same

i dont know it ive just heard of it but its sort of like animagism? its really hard and complicated to do

[actuallyspeakslatin]

I don't think any of my clothes would fit you right now since I'm in the same boat. Need anything though?

[greenmoonrising]

What happened to you are you okay?

[actuallyspeakslatin]

I grew up and I've had to borrow men's clothes for the last few days.

[sciencewwitch]

[SAME.

Same boat Bruce.]

im wwatchin this just in case because i happen to be in the same boat
wwhat a fuckin surprise to wwake up to you knoww
AND i still havve this stupid lisp
wwhat the fuck did i do to deservve this

[greenmoonrising]

Merlin you too???

[sciencewwitch]

indeed me too
this is all just turned into some kind of sick joke at this point
i cannot evven fuckin believve this happened
wwhich is probably not the best wway to think considerin wwhat HAS happened already to so much of the school

[speterman]

I'm sorry...

[greenmoonrising]

You said yourself that you didn't do anything. Not to insult your intelligence, Pete, but I doubt you're capable of something this [ink blots]

complex

It's not your fault, really.

oooh bruce he used unpolite words

[speterman]

... Sod off.

filtered

[taleweaving]

[Bruce is in luck that after two days of being young again, Aranea somehow found herself back in her right body, her right age.

But of course the weirdness keeps on going]

...Something strange happened yes?

filtered

[greenmoonrising]

To put it mildly yes. I seem to have somehow been turned into a girl and none of my shirts are fitting

[3potionproblem]

I'm sure I could come up with a viable potion solution.

[greenmoonrising]

I'm sure you could but wouldn't you have to know the exact cause of the origin before making one?