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[greenmoonrising]

[Handwriting is a bit messy, clearly written by a shaky hand.]

Does anyone know about any transfiguration spells that can change your sex, and if yes, anyone have any information on how to reverse said spell?

[He's been made into a girl, bear with his panicking.]

Comments

[moveslikejaeger]

as in the outside of the body so like all the actual reproductive bits stay the same

i dont know it ive just heard of it but its sort of like animagism? its really hard and complicated to do

[greenmoonrising]

[Takes a while to respond because suddenly busy swearing and tearing at too-long hair.]

Okay thanks.

[moveslikejaeger]

wait are you a girl NOW???

[No, he didn't go back and read the Rapunzel bit, why would he do something like that?]

[greenmoonrising]

I didn't say that.

[Notices he didn't filter the one to Rapunzel.]

... Okay, yes, and I don't know how it happened.

[moveslikejaeger]

i want to see! 8D where are you i will come find you!

[greenmoonrising]

NO

[moveslikejaeger]

but i just want to see how pretty you are 8C i will bring you a sweater if you are having chest issues

[greenmoonrising]

I'M NOT PRETT

I have hoodie, I just have to avoid the teachers catching me without my uniform and it's awkward as hell.

[moveslikejaeger]

so you are not in your dorms! that must mean you are looking for spells, yes?

[Maxim isn't even going to wait for confirmation, he's just going straight to the library. Really, he should have known. That is where all Ravenclaws go when they need to know something]

[greenmoonrising]

Of course I'm in the dorms where else would I be while looking like this

[INK BLOTS EVERYWHERE, promptly packing stuff up and heading for library exit to flee.]

[moveslikejaeger]

Hoy! [FLEEING GIRL! Maxim doesn't even know if it's Bruce, he simply chased on instinct, moving to cut her off before she could get out.]

[greenmoonrising]

[Jerks back from him with a yelp, eyes flaring green because AH PANIC.]

Maxim what the-

[moveslikejaeger]

[He automatically reaches out, pushing gently on Bruce's shoulders to help steady him before pulling them back] Ho! Hy know dot look! [He grins wolfishly and leans down, circling the temporarily-not-a-boy slowly] Ho yez~ De cute leedle puppy makes for vun pretty leedle dollink, rawrl!

[greenmoonrising]

Shhh-!!

[Smacks Maxim's arms without thinking, looking around with panic in case someone notices.]

[moveslikejaeger]

[snickers] Hyu sock a silly ting. Iz not hyu doink. Vhy hyu zo embarrassed?

[greenmoonrising]

You think I want people to see me like this!?

[SNARLS, canines sharpening.]

[moveslikejaeger]

[...And now he's a little turned on. She-wolves, rawr]

Vell. Hy vouldn' care. Hyu iz schtill hyu inzide.

[greenmoonrising]

It's embarrassing!

[Pauses and nose twitches, sense of smell heightened more than usual with the wolf so close to the surface. Grimaces at him and snaps:]

Get your mind out of the gutter!

[moveslikejaeger]

[splutters! holding his hands up helplessly] Iz not my fault hyu iz a gorgeous, fierce voman! Hy ken't help it! Hyu iz chust beink zo ferocious, und Hy like dot! Hyu could do ENYTING hyu vanted to me, svetthott, und Hy vould not complain at all!

[greenmoonrising]

[Flushes and huffs, throwing her hands up with frustration.]

Ugh, I give up, I'm going back to the dorm.

[Moves to go past him.]

[moveslikejaeger]

[He backs up out of Bruce's way, letting her go past without a fuss.]

[But not without checking out dat ass. Ohhhh, yeah. He knows what he'll be seeing in his dreams for a while]

[greenmoonrising]

[Freezes because she can practically smell him getting excited at scanning her ass through her robes.

Promptly turns, cheeks burning red, and slaps him right across the face.]

[moveslikejaeger]

[Yipes at the slap, jerking back against the doorframe]

Vhat? Vhat Hy do now?

[greenmoonrising]

You were staring and thinking... things.

[moveslikejaeger]

[Jaw dropping and eyes going wide, he holds his hand up in the air helplessly]

Vhat, Hy ken't tink tings? Hy ken't help it, Hy iz a man! Hyu haz a nize bottom! It chust pops into my head und schtays dere! All de time!