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[greenmoonrising]

[Handwriting is a bit messy, clearly written by a shaky hand.]

Does anyone know about any transfiguration spells that can change your sex, and if yes, anyone have any information on how to reverse said spell?

[He's been made into a girl, bear with his panicking.]

Comments

He wasn't insulting, just saying this seems like a very mature spell :I COMPLEX

[greenmoonrising]

[Long pause.]




That's ridiculous. So somehow what we wish is coming true?

hmpf

[speterman]

Oh, figuring that out would be too complex for me.

Remember?

LE ROLLAGE OF DE EYES

[greenmoonrising]

Seriously?

Seriously?

I should've known you big-hair types get easily offe-

I'm sorry.

Happy?

squint

[speterman]

I might have been if that sorry didn't start out with you going "Seriously" twice and scribbling something out about hair.

So no, I'm not.

/moons

[greenmoonrising]

You're more of a drama queen than Tony sometimes, you know that?

no

[speterman]

Not helping anything.

( Y )

[greenmoonrising]

No, really?

Get out

[speterman]

Starting not to feel bad about you being a girl.

[greenmoonrising]

Why, so you can finally have a girl to talk to about your girl problems?

[speterman]

You're sort of a cow as a girl. So it makes me feel better that you're uncomfortable.

[greenmoonrising]

[Yeah, those girly hormones? Apparently they make him more sensitive so he's just not going to respond.]

[speterman]

[There's going to be a long time of waiting for an answer before realizing, wow, you're being a jerk Peter.]


Hey, Bruce, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said that.

[greenmoonrising]

[nope, not responding.]

[speterman]

[MORE TIME WAITING FOR AN ANSWER THEN.]


[Ink blots]

It's totally not true either and we both know it. You're not the cow, I'm the cow and stupid, like you implied earlier.

Come on, I am really sorry. And look, you can even give me a good slap if you want.

[greenmoonrising]

Sorry, too busy looking up ways to return to normal instead of being stuck as a cow as I so rightfully deserve.

[speterman]

Listen, you're not a cow and you don't deserve this. I'm stupid and wrong, okay?

[greenmoonrising]

Got cow things to do. See you later in the tower.

[speterman]

You said it yourself, if you mess up, you apologise, aren't you going against what you said to not accept my apology?


[Desperate times call for desperate measures.]

[greenmoonrising]

Yeah except in this scenario you're not apologizing to your girlfriend and I don't have to immediately accept your apology. Go make out with Bonnibel or sniff your cats paws or whatever it is you do when you feel bad.

[speterman]

You're right, I'm not apologising to my girlfriend. I'm apologising to one of my best friends, who is just as important.

[Ignoring that last comment.]

[greenmoonrising]

[Long LONG pause.]





Apology accepted.

[speterman]

[Oh my god, he was having a heart attack.]


You can still slap me if it'd make you feel better.

[greenmoonrising]

If I'm still a girl later tonight, sure. :)