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holmes sherlock gave me his goat! i now have two of them they are so cute

this is the new one im going to call him holmboy 8)

and also because i never showed him off before this is durden

i like the goats they are much easier than people

Congratulations on your second goat, Maxim!

Are you going to be performing the bezoar extractions with us tomorrow? I'll only be assisting with the extraction processes, since Zazzerpan is still recovering, but I'm very excited nonetheless!

well im not in your classes so probably not? but you can use durden for it if you like!

Thank-you very much for the offer, but Professor Mercer was kind enough to give Zazzerpan and I an extension. And I really wouldn't want you to miss out on the extraction process. I'm sure it will be enlightening!

dude you just make them barf its not that big of a deal its not like were doing it the old fashioned way where you cut their guts open

I suppose you're right about that. Especially since I'm already more familiar with goat vomit than I would probably like to be.

But this time, we'll be making them vomit in a controlled and productive manner.

poor zazzypants did nothing come up when he was barfing before?

[Inkblots]

I forgot to check.

I was rather preoccupied at the time because someone gave him pie and possibly rum and he was consequently quite ill, but I really should have checked for bezoars.

oh man what a waste of good rum >:/ that was a dumb idea who ever did that
waste of good pie too
but man i thought goats could eat anything

They can and do eat most things, but you're really not meant to give them alcohol. Because it is ultimately a poison and I don't think they have the mental fortitude for it.

yeah i guess that makes sense
tho im not sure about the alcohol being poison thing

I'm fairly sure it is a poison. It's a relatively benign poison, but a poison nonetheless.

Either way, it definitely shouldn't be given to goats.

maybe its just not poisonous to people

I don't think that's the case. In fact, I'm fairly sure its toxicity is what causes the debilitating effects, although I think some people many have built up a sort of immunity.

I can't say I'm sure though. I haven't really studied this myself.

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