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[moveslikejaeger]

holmes sherlock gave me his goat! i now have two of them they are so cute


this is the new one im going to call him holmboy 8)

and also because i never showed him off before this is durden


i like the goats they are much easier than people

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[deutschykins]

Er...those are...some...very nice goats?

[moveslikejaeger]

yes they are
although holmboy keeps climbing over poor durden and he keeps falling over

[deutschykins]

I see...forgive me for my lack of enthusiasm, I don't know very much about goats.

[moveslikejaeger]

whats to know? their goats and their cute
just give them headbutts and carrots and they pretty much love you for life
see? easy

[doctorkishitani]

Congratulations on your second goat, Maxim!

Are you going to be performing the bezoar extractions with us tomorrow? I'll only be assisting with the extraction processes, since Zazzerpan is still recovering, but I'm very excited nonetheless!

[moveslikejaeger]

well im not in your classes so probably not? but you can use durden for it if you like!

[doctorkishitani]

Thank-you very much for the offer, but Professor Mercer was kind enough to give Zazzerpan and I an extension. And I really wouldn't want you to miss out on the extraction process. I'm sure it will be enlightening!

[preussen_blau]

Why the heck do you have goats? Actually, are we even aloud have goats at school?
...Screw it, cool goats Bro! Let me play with them sometime!

[moveslikejaeger]

well professor mercer is having all the hufflepuffs and ravenclaws raise goats for bezors and i wanted one so i asked for one because they are cute and everyone else had one
sure you can play with them if you want! just be careful because durden startles easily and then he falls over and plays dead
its kind of pathetic but its so cute when hes lying there with his little legs in the air

[preussen_blau]

YEEEEES

Ah??? That's not fair, I want goat! Goats are awesome! You're right, they are cute. They're also really hilarious when they play dead so I don't know what you're talking about. Hehe.

Me and my brother have dogs at home, but we can't bring 'em to Hogwarts. Man I miss those mutts.

[bonafide_divinity]

What the Hell are you doing with two goats, Jaeger? You're in Gryffindor. Rhydderch isn't forcing us to look after goats.

[Ruin his goat-caring business prospects, will you...]

[moveslikejaeger]

i like them! i would look after the entire pen if i could they are so sweet and i can give them all the love i want without people making a fuss over it its nice

[You got him detention, you can deal with it]

[bonafide_divinity]

You can't look after the entire pen! Maybe this escaped your notice, but half the student population were assigned goats. I don't know exactly how many goats that adds up to, but it's definitely a lot.

[Well... He got detention too. So you can't hold it against him. You twat.]

[greenmoonrising]

Lucky you! :)

Heh, Durden's adorable. Hulk hasn't been bothering either of them right?

[moveslikejaeger]

bruce! you are alive i was worried about you
i even sat outside the ravenclaw dorms but no one would let me in 8(

no he hasnt i have wrestled him into submission
well sometimes i will go out and durden will be on his back while hulk pushes him around but durden seems mostly okay with it so i dont know???
he gets right back up and runs over to me when i call him so i think its okay
i only just got holmboy though so i cant really say yet
he likes to climb all the things though so thats cool

[greenmoonrising]

Yeah sorry about that. I'm feeling better though so you should see me walking around tomorrow. :)

Nicely done - I guess Durden's accepted Hulk as alpha or something.

[3potionproblem]

You named it.

You named it Holmboy.

[moveslikejaeger]

yes! it was either that or sherly

Not here but

[speterman]

[3potionproblem]

I suppose I should thank you for that.

[Uhg. Sherly.]

[doctorkishitani]

Why wouldn't he have named it?
Mine is called Zazzerpan.

[3potionproblem]

Because it's a possession. You don't name your wand or quill or shoes.

/late?

[fuckyeahdeathrays]

They should meet Adam sometime.

[and her owl, Lilith.]

Never too late for Agatha tags

[moveslikejaeger]

which one is he im out with the goats now

^_^

[fuckyeahdeathrays]

I charmed green patches on to him.

I'll meet you there. [She's going to get Lilith so the goats can meet her because. Why not. Nothing can go wrong, right?]