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holmes sherlock gave me his goat! i now have two of them they are so cute

this is the new one im going to call him holmboy 8)

and also because i never showed him off before this is durden

i like the goats they are much easier than people

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Er...those are...some...very nice goats?

Congratulations on your second goat, Maxim!

Are you going to be performing the bezoar extractions with us tomorrow? I'll only be assisting with the extraction processes, since Zazzerpan is still recovering, but I'm very excited nonetheless!

Why the heck do you have goats? ~~Actually, are we even aloud have goats at school?~~
...Screw it, cool goats Bro! Let me play with them sometime!

yes they are
although holmboy keeps climbing over poor durden and he keeps falling over

well im not in your classes so probably not? but you can use durden for it if you like!

well professor mercer is having all the hufflepuffs and ravenclaws raise goats for bezors and i wanted one so i asked for one because they are cute and everyone else had one
sure you can play with them if you want! just be careful because durden startles easily and then he falls over and plays dead
its kind of pathetic but its so cute when hes lying there with his little legs in the air

Thank-you very much for the offer, but Professor Mercer was kind enough to give Zazzerpan and I an extension. And I really wouldn't want you to miss out on the extraction process. I'm sure it will be enlightening!

dude you just make them barf its not that big of a deal its not like were doing it the old fashioned way where you cut their guts open

I suppose you're right about that. Especially since I'm already more familiar with goat vomit than I would probably like to be.

But this time, we'll be making them vomit in a controlled and productive manner.

poor zazzypants did nothing come up when he was barfing before?

I see...forgive me for my lack of enthusiasm, I don't know very much about goats.

YEEEEES

Ah??? That's not fair, I want goat! Goats are awesome! You're right, they are cute. They're also really hilarious when they play dead so I don't know what you're talking about. Hehe.

Me and my brother have dogs at home, but we can't bring 'em to Hogwarts. Man I miss those mutts.

[Inkblots]

I forgot to check.

I was rather preoccupied at the time because someone gave him pie and possibly rum and he was consequently quite ill, but I really should have checked for bezoars.

whats to know? their goats and their cute
just give them headbutts and carrots and they pretty much love you for life
see? easy

oh man what a waste of good rum >:/ that was a dumb idea who ever did that
waste of good pie too
but man i thought goats could eat anything

What the Hell are you doing with two goats, Jaeger? You're in Gryffindor. Rhydderch isn't forcing us to look after goats.

[Ruin his goat-caring business prospects, will you...]

my mistress has a chimera

well ask professor mercer thats how i got durden!!! and yes it is funny when they play dead but im like come on durden you should be out there headbutting all the things like the hulk stop being such a baby!

You headbutt your goats? That doesn't sound very pleasant.

i like them! i would look after the entire pen if i could they are so sweet and i can give them all the love i want without people making a fuss over it its nice

[You got him detention, you can deal with it]

their only kids their not very strong yet
now if i tried headbutting the hulk that would be different
but with durden its more like headnuzzles

They can and do eat most things, but you're really not meant to give them alcohol. Because it is ultimately a poison and I don't think they have the mental fortitude for it.

You can't look after the entire pen! Maybe this escaped your notice, but half the student population were assigned goats. I don't know exactly how many goats that adds up to, but it's definitely a lot.

[Well... He got detention too. So you can't hold it against him. You twat.]

i could too!!! i would just have to probably skip class and do it all day
which would be a pretty good trade off in my opinion

[that's his own fault! He shouldn't have dragged Maxim into his shenanigans]

yeah i guess that makes sense
tho im not sure about the alcohol being poison thing

A Chimera...damn that's cool!~

Yeah I'll definitely go ask for one when I can! It'd be nice to have a pet at school again. Gonna be the best goat ever!

Pffft Maybe durden just prefers it over headbutting. If so then sounds like he's either lazy or just a wuss.

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