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[moveslikejaeger]

holmes sherlock gave me his goat! i now have two of them they are so cute


this is the new one im going to call him holmboy 8)

and also because i never showed him off before this is durden


i like the goats they are much easier than people

Comments

[bonafide_divinity]

What the Hell are you doing with two goats, Jaeger? You're in Gryffindor. Rhydderch isn't forcing us to look after goats.

[Ruin his goat-caring business prospects, will you...]

[moveslikejaeger]

i like them! i would look after the entire pen if i could they are so sweet and i can give them all the love i want without people making a fuss over it its nice

[You got him detention, you can deal with it]

[bonafide_divinity]

You can't look after the entire pen! Maybe this escaped your notice, but half the student population were assigned goats. I don't know exactly how many goats that adds up to, but it's definitely a lot.

[Well... He got detention too. So you can't hold it against him. You twat.]

[moveslikejaeger]

i could too!!! i would just have to probably skip class and do it all day
which would be a pretty good trade off in my opinion

[that's his own fault! He shouldn't have dragged Maxim into his shenanigans]

[bonafide_divinity]

So you're ready and willing to fail all of your classes in favour of looking after hundreds of goats. Why don't you just drop out right now and become a goat farmer?

[He wasn't trying to drag Maxim into his shennanigans. He was trying to transfer the blame for said shennanigans onto Maxim. There's a difference.]

[moveslikejaeger]

because pappa would kill me

[bonafide_divinity]

Good point.

I think it's safe to say that my dad would do exactly the same thing if I dropped out to tend goats.

[moveslikejaeger]

well i dont think pappa would care awful much about the goats hed just do that thing he always does where he asks what im doing then says he doesnt want to know and facepalms as he walks away

but only after he beat me black for dropping out