Nine-Point-Five Smuppets; Text; Private to Murdoc

[plushaeusrumpified]

[Well it's safe to say he's kinda nervous. It's been a shitty week and this is something he's wanted to do ever since right after his swimming lesson with Murdoc when he mentioned needing more than a kiss to win him. With all the shit that had interfered since then, it's been delayed too many times. A part of him is afraid that, given the aforementioned shitty week, Murdoc turning him down would only make it that much shittier. But... in the effort to turn it around and make it not shitty, he's decided to just take the risk. Because it has all of the potential to make him really goddamn happy.

Sad, too... But still. The potential for happiness is there.

But still again, he's really freaking nervous ugh.]

Attention. Attention.

Would one ~*Murdoc Donoghue*~ report to this entry ASAP.

Please and thank you.

Comments

[plushaeusrumpified]

Shhh, shhhh, it'll be alright. We can do it. We must.
Now swoon dramatically.




I'll tell you mine if you tell me yours.

[wwistful]

I'll leave that to you.

Mine was nothing. It was stupid.

[plushaeusrumpified]

Fine, be that way. It's fine though. You're the senpai in this situation anyway. Technically it's more accurate this way.




Well now I wanna know more. Come on, don't make me break out the P word.

[wwistful]

Why is it that both you and your relatives insist on using Japanese words at random intervals? What is that meant to mean? What are you implying?


Maybe you should say please.

[plushaeusrumpified]

Maybe it's because I want to be a kawaii anime desu. Gosh.






[Inkblooots.

For some reason, he honestly feels like even saying please won't get Murdoc to tell him. And he's still annoyingly curious about the 'inkblot'.

So he just. decides to bite the bullet and tell the truth. When he does, the words are close together and sloppy, as if he's forcing himself to write quickly before he chickens out.]

i said stop being cute





Now what was yours

[wwistful]

I could just translate what you said, you know. Stop being vague all the damn time.

I'm not being cute. I'm not cute. Not intentiona Everything about you is ridiculous.

It was a damn heart, alright? You were being an idiot and it rubbed off on me. So if anything you're the cute idiot here.

[plushaeusrumpified]

[Sorry, the Strider you are trying to reach has ollied off into the sun and can't be reached.

Have several inkblots instead.

And then several more as he just stares.

Leave a message after the tone.]

[wwistful]

[He's going to wait a few moments before he gets angry and replies again.]

Don't you dare ignore me.

[plushaeusrumpified]

[Oh. That response is enough to snap him out of it.]

I wasn't ignoring you! I was just

surprised.

A heart.

Really?

[wwistful]

Oh, so now you're mocking me?
Mature, really.

[plushaeusrumpified]

No! No, no, no. Oh my god.

Murdoc.

No.

[Hrrrgh. How does he even express this? He doesn't know how.]

Fuck.

No.



What I'm trying to say is it makes me happy, you dumbass.

Jesus Christ.

I just wasn't expecting it.

[wwistful]

Oh.



This is why you should stop being vague.

[Stop making him feel so vunerable, asshole.]

[plushaeusrumpified]

But if I wasn't vague, none of this ever would have happened.

None of it.

[You made him vulnerable first, asshole.]

[wwistful]

Perhaps it would have happened in a more direct manner.


Hopefully not in public, though.

[plushaeusrumpified]

I highly doubt that. I'm not a puppet master for nothing, my job isn't to be direct.


If you're scared I'm going to embarrass you, then just say so and I'll make sure to promise and be on my absolute best behaviour.

[wwistful]

[INK SPLATTERS.]

Is that meant to be a joke? I didn't know you were a puppet master.

I never said that, but alright. I'm sure you'll manage that somehow.

[plushaeusrumpified]

Those ink splatters look really judgmental. You've seen me carrying Cal around, haven't you?

[wwistful]

I don't know who Cal is. Why does he need to be carried?

[plushaeusrumpified]

Are you seriously telling me you've never seen me carrying him around? The fuck is this witchcraft?

[wwistful]

Why are you so upset by this?

[plushaeusrumpified]

I'm not upset, I'm just surprised.

Lil Cal is my ventriloquist puppet. I made him myself when I was in school. I used to rap with him at clubs and shit before teaching took up all my time.

[wwistful]

Is that the hideous thing that wears a sweater? I'm starting to have second thoughts about you.

[plushaeusrumpified]

Don't diss Lil Cal, he's the shit. And it's too late, you already said yes. Can't back out now, babe.

[wwistful]

He's awfully creepy looking.
I can do whatever I want, actually, love.

[plushaeusrumpified]

If you had any intention of bailing out, you wouldn't be using pet names, babe.