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[greaselightning]

isnt it just refreshing vwhenevwer you get a change of scenery?
like a breath of fresh air, and an artist like myself honestly needs that once in a vwhile.
i think im gonna rightly enjoy myself here, definitely beats howv immutably boring greece has become to me.
plus, theres so many attractivwe cats and kittens here, i dont evwen knowv vwhere to start.

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[allisnotlost]

but howw else am i goin to make a big name for myself

i guess i could try
i mean
if he starts beatin up on me you knoww im gonna havve to punch back
its like brotherly tradition or somethin

no promises though

[wwistful]

Doing well in school and getting good grades, obviously.

I didn't think he had it in him to beat anyone up. Can he throw a punch? Can you throw a punch?

[allisnotlost]

i kneww you wwere goin to say that

believve me i think that its in our blood
i can most certainly throww a punch ivve beaten on captor a feww times and gosh

wwhat if cro sits on me

[wwistful]

Then you shouldn't have asked, obviously.

I shouldn't encourage the truth in that, but it's not a complete lie. I should reprimand you, but I'm going to ignore it for now.

What if he does? What will you do?

[allisnotlost]

wwell you could havve said somethin different

i kneww you wwould agree wwith me and great because id rather not get in trouble
my head still sometimes hurts from the last tussle wwe had

ill die because hell sit on me

[wwistful]

Wouldn't want to throw you off balance with an unexpected answer.

That sounds like something you should speak to a nurse about, son.

He isn't that much heavier than you are. I'm sure you'd survive.

[allisnotlost]

good because i dont like surprises

no its kinda wweird
its only around him
wwhat if he cursed me

no way hes totally heavvier than i am and hell crush me

[wwistful]

You like presents well enough.

Probably because he's insufferable and rude. Perhaps you should avoid him.

It takes a lot more than that to crush someone, Eridan.

[allisnotlost]

those are different surprises
im talkin about ones like "surprise you havve family you nevver kneww about" or "surprise im gettin married"

kind of hard to considerin wwhere wwe are im bound to run into him or somethin

are you sure

[wwistful]

Ah, so we're still guilting me about that, are we?

You can avoid someone you school with, just as you can avoid someone you work with. Don't engage him in conversation and don't keep mutual friends, it's simple.

I'm sure he has better things to do than sit on his younger brother.

[allisnotlost]

no i wwas just givvin a recent example off the top of my head i promise theres no guiltin that time

oh
wwell
ok i guess

and no he totally doesnt because i knoww him

[wwistful]

It's the use of the term 'that time' that unnerves me.

If you don't like him, don't be around him.

He'll have homework to do soon, cheer up.

[allisnotlost]

wwhat if i meant other than the initial time that it wwas introduced i havvent held it ovver as blackmail for guilt
because really wwhen it comes dowwn to it i havvent

yeah obvviously i mean wwhyevver wwould i evven like that guy

oh good thank the stars for homewwork or else i wwould probably be dead

[wwistful]

How about we call it a misunderstanding and leave it at that.

Why anyone likes him is beyond me.

Your brother isn't trying to kill you, Eridan.

[allisnotlost]

yeah im alright wwith that

yeah
me too
hm

are you sure

[wwistful]

I think I would know if my eldest son had any intention of murdering my youngest son.

[allisnotlost]

considerin that he snuck on in under our noses undetected means that he could do anythin
im not safe in my owwn house oh no

[wwistful]

There were issues with the mail, not sneaking. He isn't going to kill you, Eridan.

How did I end up with such ridiculous children?

[allisnotlost]

just be happy that im not bein serious
because i could havve been serious and tried to sic cali on him wwhile he slept ill savve that for wwhenevver he make me really mad

[wwistful]

If he sits on your ferret you won't get a new one.

[allisnotlost]

wwhat are you serious
youd let him get awway wwith murder



AGAIN

[wwistful]

It's hardly his fault if he sits on it by accident because it was in his bed.

I can't imagine he sat on your goldfish, though. Why don't you tell me what actually happened?

[allisnotlost]

i doubt that im goin to let him in bed wwith cal thats just stupid

[And now hes going to filter this because he doesnt want people knowing how damn torn up he was over this goldfish.]

you really wwanna knoww wwhat happened fine
heres wwhat happened
back a wways wwhen i still had ahab and you KNOWW howw dedicated i wwas to him i wwas feedin him and talkin to him all the time and all and i wwent to go talk to him because i wwas out playin wwith bickie and i came back his bowwl wwas gone
i wwent searchin for it because you knoww maybe i movved it and i forgot or maybe adrian movved it or somethin
my search led me to the bathroom
and
cro had ahab
cro had my goldfish
and before i wwas able to do anythin he flushed him dowwn the toilet
and he killed him

he killed ahab right in front of my eyes

[Filtered]

[wwistful]

You said you would earlier. You said you'd have him attack him whilst he was asleep.

And what exactly am I meant to do about this? How long ago was it?

[Filtered]

[allisnotlost]

i wwas jokin


and it wwas a longass time ago but i remember that alright