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[greaselightning]

isnt it just refreshing vwhenevwer you get a change of scenery?
like a breath of fresh air, and an artist like myself honestly needs that once in a vwhile.
i think im gonna rightly enjoy myself here, definitely beats howv immutably boring greece has become to me.
plus, theres so many attractivwe cats and kittens here, i dont evwen knowv vwhere to start.

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[allisnotlost]

yes im so jealous of your ability to hit on one sibling and one to be sibling

good job

[greaselightning]

oh please, if it vwasnt for that bit of information, i vwas doing vwell for myself.
better than you probably could havwe, anyvways.
good job on being the vworst vwingman evwer, by the vway. you should havwe told me this stuff before i made a fool outta myself using some of my best stuff.
vworst little brother evwer.

[allisnotlost]

i nevver signed up to be your wwingman
also i wwas GETTIN to it i thought that you had been informed by someone else and i didnt wwant to jump all of a sudden into "hey so also wwere goin to also be gettin another sister includin the ones wwe apparently had that wwe didnt find out about until recently"

[greaselightning]

you vwere born into the role.
id rather be OVWER informed than not informed at all. howv vwould YOU like hitting on your sister and soon to be sister only to be told later that, "oh hey these are your siblings"?
fucking embarrassing, and you dont evwen care.

[allisnotlost]

great
alright though fine next time somethin important happens and you havve no idea its evven goin on ill go out of my wway to tell you in case someone else hasnt are you happy noww
i havve hit on one of our sisters
and she hit me back hard enough to givve me a fuckin black eye

[you smartass.]

[greaselightning]

see? is that so hard to do? you gotta step up and do your part. im doing mind.
vwowv, vwhy am i utterly not surprised by this? are you incapable of actually hitting on girls or something?
and not the physical sort of hitting on like you obvwious mixed up vwith vwhat i vwas meaning.
for shame, eridan, you shouldnt be hitting pretty, delicate girls like that, servwes you right to get a black eye for your offense.

[allisnotlost]

[....... hold da phone]



wwait
DO YOU REALLY THINK SHES FUCKIN DELICATE
REALLY
she brought me to the ground and wwe had to get a professor to pry her offa me

[greaselightning]

just because she has a particular fire to her, doesnt mean she isnt delicate, eridan.
girls are fragile and attractivwe things and you shouldnt be putting your hands on them like that.
not that its hard to bring YOU to the ground anyvways.
servwes you fucking right.

[allisnotlost]

im laughin at you
youre goin to get beat the fuck up real fast

fuck off you dont evven knoww the wwhole story about the fight
she gavve the first punch
she started the wwhole fuckin thing and i wwasnt just goin to sit by and let her shovve me around
and besides
you havvent been around for the last four years to see howw much shit ivve had to endure wwith her