22 things that are horribly wrong with my life

[nunganunga_k_o]

As hilarious and thoroughly entertaining as it was to watch our esteemed and ancient Professors bumble about on the pitch, I fully expect that the actual Slytherin team will do quite a bit better than that lot did.

I say this not as a captain, but a very nearly unbiased observer.

That being said, I hope my teammates are staying in tip-top shape in preparation for the match on Sunday. Practising may seem grueling at the moment, but it will all pay off in the end. Particularly if we want to beat out Ravenclaw in points.

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[bonafide_divinity]

It would have been more hilarious and entertaining if Fernandez hadn't managed to stay on his broom for so long. His sudden and unexpected competence cost me two galleons.

All geriatric attempts at Quidditch aside, good luck on Sunday. Unless of course you don't think think you'll be needing it.

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[nunganunga_k_o]

Err, why Fernandez specifically?

I'm not going to turn down luck, especially from my own house. Even if you can be a massive prat at times.

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[bonafide_divinity]

Out of everyone who chose to play, he's probably the least competent in general. Why else would he teach Care of Magical Creatures?

And why do you say that? Do you think you'll be needing it?

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[nunganunga_k_o]

Clearly you should have bet against Matteris, she made the most epic tumble of them all.

Honestly, you have a very suspicious mind, Tulio. I am just taking your best of British and turning it into fabulous Quidditch playing.

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[bonafide_divinity]

I know that now and might bet against her in future, but she seems like the sort who would take steps to avoid taking an epically humiliating tumble twice.

Well, Georgia! In that case, you probably won't be needing anyone's luck.

[inkblot]

But I will wish you luck nonetheless. Why not?

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[nunganunga_k_o]

Who is the proud owner of your galleons now?

Was that so difficult? It is just luck, you know, I am not asking for your firstborn.