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Guy Fawkes Night is comin up. I can't wait. I gotta few things I need to burn.

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Like that mop of a hair cut?

Yer hilarious, Stark.

You're not the first to say that.

So what are you planning on burning, then?

Ya know. Things.

Better not be what I got you for Christmas last year.

I can't not not promise that it's not.

Well, that's mean. I spent a lot of money on gifts last year.

You are so just getting socks this year.

Evidence?

I'm not at liberty to say.

Clint Barton, have you been getting in to trouble without me?

Ya know I can't get into a ton of trouble without my trusty sidekick.

Sidekick? I'm going to make you regret calling me that.

Well, I'm not the sidekick.

We don't need sidekicks, they would probably snitch on anything we did.

Yer right. I bet when we're fifth years, we can hire on a buncha first years to do our dirty work.

We could probably do that next year. I want to be a Prefect in fifth year so we'll need to use psychological tactics to lure them in.

I hope it's nothing illegal, Mr Barton.

Anything illegal's already been taken care of, sir.

Anything illegal that I should know off?

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Got your own box of "things I gotta burn"?

why even bother waiting for a holiday for an excuse to burn

It won't look as suspicious.

u go to a magic school
you can say its a accident

Or I can just throw it into a huge fire.

point
u could throw stuff in & see how big the flames get

I bet I can make it go higher than the castle.

def if u put in the right things
like fuel

I have a failed potion from class. Does that count?

Y E S
bet seeing it react to firell be awesome

I bet it'd be dangerous.

Or it'd be brilliant.

doesnt that automatically make it brilliant
u gonna do it?

Is the Pope Catholic?

ill be watching the bon fire then

The hell are you planning on burning?

That's my business.

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