two pieces of candy; filtered text

[sugaredpotions]

Ravenclaw student filter

Okay, everyone. We have a problem: Inquisitor Snow's threatening to cut off library access. This simply can't be tolerated. I think we need to work out a system to get things to those of us whose access is being filtered - charming the covers to look like others, smuggling things across Houses, the like. Our own little book underground! Who's with me?



filtered to Marcie;

...next Hogsmeade weekend, I'm buying the butterbeer. And punching anyone who looks at you funny. I need to do both. Because I swear to everything that is good in this world I'm gonna explode from stress if I don't find someone to punch that deserves it.



filtered to Mabel;

You and Dipper are okay, right? I wish I could punch that jerk Snow for you.



filtered to Peter;

Can I have a hug sometime in the near future?

Comments

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[nomorals]

Snow's a real butt face, huh?

[She's not skipping around any bushes here. She saw what went down.]

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[speterman]

Common room? Typical place? I bring the tea and sweets this time?

filtered back-unhackable

[its_cor_aline]

I'm totally with you.

filtered;

[bev_rage]

hes WHAT??!!?

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[greenteengenius]

As much as I'd like to get around his nonsense, I wonder if he's really bluffing when he speaks of getting the ministry involved. He'll already have them at the doors. Anyone he catches sneaking books about may be branded a dark wizard and used as a scapegoat.

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[preanimator]

I don't see why we don't just start to keep some of the more useful books in the dorms at all times. We'd certainly get more use out of them than the other Houses.

Filtered to Ravenclaws

[actuallyspeakslatin]

I'm for this idea. What's the point in having a library if we can't use it.

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[mysterytwin]

Ugh, this whole thing sucks. I'm sorry. It's my fault that's starting to be a thing.