1 Rescued Princess

[wandsr4wimps]

Okay, guys, it's important for everyone to stay calm. I've got some super serious news here. So, try to find your zen zone and we can all just -

AAAAAAA HOLY CRUD THERE'S EVEN MORE OF THEM!

We might have a snow golem invasion on our hands! Oh man, there's this supremely creepy old dude who lives a few towns away from me who is always trying to get minty fresh with the young witches in the area. He specializes in ice magic! Do you guys think he might be lurking around the castle?!

Ladies of Hogwarts, if you see a gross old man who isn't one of our teachers, let me know and I will gladly protect you!

Comments

[wandsr4wimps]

Uhhh, I've never used mouthwash, so I guess I dunno how it effects someones creep-o-meter. But I guess it's only creepy if you then try to get a girl 1/4th your age to marry you, like this guy does.

[mo_cara]

i AiN't InTo MaRrYiNg No BaBy GiRlS.
We AiN't GoT nOtHiNg To SaY tO eAcH oThEr, AnD tHaT's JuSt MoThErFuCkIn SaD iN a MaRrIaGe.