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[mightyandtall]

DEAR STUDENTS AND FELLOW FACULTY,

I HAVE DISCOVERED THE GREATEST INVENTION OF MANKIND. IT'S ABSOLUTELY FLAWLESS.
I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT I DID NOT DISCOVER IT SOONER.
IT LOOKS SOMETHING LIKE THIS:




MY SOURCES TELL ME MUGGLES CALL IT A "SLINKY."

Comments

[accioleggings]

TOY STORES! ESPECIALLY AROUND THE HOLIDAYS.
I THINK I WANTED TO TRY THAT, WAY BACK WHEN I WANT IN FIRST YEAR. NEVER GOT AROUND TO IT THOUGH.

[mightyandtall]

I WILL GO TO THE MOST GIANT TOY STORE THEN.
YOU SHOULD FIND A WAY TO REMEDY THAT, SALVADOR.

[accioleggings]

I RECOMMEND LONDON. THERE ARE SOME GREAT SHOPS THERE. I STILL NEED TO DO MY CHRISTMAS SHOPPING ONCE THE TERM IS OUT, YOU CAN COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT.
I REALLY SHOULD. THE ONLY REASON I DIDN'T WHEN WE WERE KIDS WAS BECAUSE OF KANKRI. HE ARGUED WITH ME FOR AN HOUR BECAUSE SENDING A SLINKY DOWN THE STAIRS COULD HAVE TRIGGERED SOMEONE WHO HAD A LOVED ONE FALL DOWN THE STAIRS.

[mightyandtall]

I WOULD LIKE THAT, YES.

...I HAVE NO WORDS. THAT IS RIDICULOUS. A SLINKY IS A TOY. AND WE'RE GOING TO FILL ALL THE STAIRCASES WITH THEM.

[accioleggings]

IT WAS KANKRI. HE WAS JUST TRYING TO COVER ALL HIS BASES, EVEN IF IT WAS A BIT ASININE.

ALL THE STAIRCASES? THAT'S AN AWFUL LOT OF SLINKYS, THEO.

[mightyandtall]

REALLY HE SHOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT THESE THINGS UNTIL THEY HAPPEN.

I DON'T THINK THAT'S ENOUGH SLINKIES.