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[mightyandtall]

DEAR STUDENTS AND FELLOW FACULTY,

I HAVE DISCOVERED THE GREATEST INVENTION OF MANKIND. IT'S ABSOLUTELY FLAWLESS.
I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT I DID NOT DISCOVER IT SOONER.
IT LOOKS SOMETHING LIKE THIS:




MY SOURCES TELL ME MUGGLES CALL IT A "SLINKY."

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[mightyandtall]

ARE THEY WIDELY ACCEPTED AS APPROPRIATE GIFTS AMONG MUGGLES?
I WILL HAVE TO KEEP THIS IN MIND.

YOU WILL BECOME A GREAT HERO ONE DAY. THE HERO-EST OF HEROES.

[allamericanreject]

more for kids than anything. But I wouldn't say no to a slinky. i like em.

[Child at heart even if 16.]

Aww man that's so awesome of you to say sir! :) I plan to be the most hero-est ever! Auror style and all! representin the muggle-borns up in here, yeah!!!

[mightyandtall]

I SEE. CHILDREN AND CHILDISH ADULTS. I KNOW PLENTY OF BOTH.
CHRISTMAS SHOPPING = DONE.

GOOD. I HAVE COMPLETE FAITH IN YOU. YOU'RE A GOOD KID.

[allamericanreject]

Aww well thats not very nice to say about your fellow profs is it?

haha just kiddin it isnt my business I'm just a student after all. Anyway I'll make sure to send you one personally, so dont get too attached to any of the ones you buy. :P you have to push mine down the stairs first!

[mightyandtall]

I DID NOT MENTION SPECIFIC PEOPLE SO YOU DON'T KNOW WHO I'M TALKING ABOUT.
THAT WOULD BE REALLY UNPROFESSIONAL OF ME TO SAY, WOULDN'T IT.

AH I SEE. YOU ARE A JOKESTER. DON'T WORRY. YOUR SLINKY WILL BE THE VERY FIRST ONE. HOW MANY STEPS CAN IT GO DOWN WITHOUT STOPPING? WE WILL FIND OUT.