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[mightyandtall]

DEAR STUDENTS AND FELLOW FACULTY,

I HAVE DISCOVERED THE GREATEST INVENTION OF MANKIND. IT'S ABSOLUTELY FLAWLESS.
I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT I DID NOT DISCOVER IT SOONER.
IT LOOKS SOMETHING LIKE THIS:




MY SOURCES TELL ME MUGGLES CALL IT A "SLINKY."

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[mightyandtall]

I MUST FIND OUT JUST HOW LONG THEY GET, THEN.
AND IF THEY DON'T COME BIG ENOUGH I WILL MAKE THEM SO.