Entry 1

[cptjackharkness]

So first, I'd like to congratulate my house on an excellent showing at the last match. Yeah lions!

Second, I've just finished compiling this and figured I'd share it.

( The Harkness Guide to Swimming At Hogwarts )

One sick beat

[clockspinner]

so yo guess what everybody
its march
means zombie jesus day is coming up too
and with it a chance to go the fuck home

it also means we arent gonna see hide nor hair of the fifth years because theyre too busy giving themselves library suppositories
shit absorbs into the bloodstream faster if taken anally
so bon voyage to them

that was one hell of a match last weekend wasnt it