2012-11-27

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Did anyone else hear that bit about dress robe stores visiting the school in Dumbledore's Yule Ball speech? I'm almost afraid to ask how much that sort of thing would cost. I suppose if I end up going with friends instead of an actual date it wouldn't be as big a deal, but still.

But here I am getting ahead of myself and talking about something a month away when I haven't even mentioned how great Hufflepuff did at that Quidditch match! Our team really took no prisoners, and they've got a fantastic win to show for it! Better luck next time, Ravenclaws.

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Are you doing alright? You looked thrilled just after the match, but it seems to have faded awfully fast for a captain who successfully carried his team to victory.

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Would I get in trouble if I decided against wearing dress robes? They're just so ridiculous looking and they don't suit me at all. I'm sorry but you just can't rock out when wearing dress robes. I'd rather wear an actual suit and that's saying something. When it comes to mens style of dressing up, Wizard fashion is always really out of date.

Also, I think I'm going to toss my hat in for the Yule Ball King running. Vote for me if you want.

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We won, we won!!! I'm so happy Hufflepuff won, we're the bestest and coolest house there is!! I hope the team liked the banners Usagi and I made for them, I put in my heart and soul to make the best banners ever, and they're only going to get better for the next game. I can't wait!!

Now though, I need some advice. I don't know who to vote for Yule King and Yule Queen! My big brother and his girl friend, or Mr Roderich and Big Sis Eliza, because he asked her out to the Yule ball and I guess that finally makes them a couple, or maybe it doesn't, but anyway I can't decide between my blood and my friend. Can anyone give me any help please? Who do you think I should vote for?

[OOC: In his excitement, he forgot to filter this from the related parties. Whoops~]

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DEAR STUDENTS AND FELLOW FACULTY,

I HAVE DISCOVERED THE GREATEST INVENTION OF MANKIND. IT'S ABSOLUTELY FLAWLESS.
I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT I DID NOT DISCOVER IT SOONER.
IT LOOKS SOMETHING LIKE THIS:




MY SOURCES TELL ME MUGGLES CALL IT A "SLINKY."

Monkey Slut - what's the chances of that coming up in a normal conversation?

 So it's that time of year again where I have to say sadly there is only one of me ladies, so don't get your hopes too high up thinking that I'm going to ask you to the ball. If I could please everyone, I would. But sometimes you have to make sacrifices. Possible sacrifices include multiple female dates to the ball.





Are the rumours true? Is Wrinklefucker really leaving? Has he left? Wrinklefucker I will miss you dearly. You'll forever have a place in my heart!