Mark XI

[arrogantalloy]

Hey, everyone no doubt had an amazing fortnight off. I know I certainly had some, we'll go with, well, eye-opening in weird ways I guess.

And then we have the new term coming up. I've thought of some new plays and I'm looking forward to taking on Gryffindor and Slytherin, And I'm going to be taking you both more seriously than I did Hufflepuff.

And thanks to the one with the wide forehead an blonde hair. I will actually be in the Duelling competition that's coming up. Which really is an exercise in stupid, but hey, pretty sure I can make an impression, I always do.

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[savviest]

Hogwarts!
Now that we've returned both from our holidays and from our graceful plummet into the past and future, I feel that we are overdue for some introductions.

We shall begin with the best one! Here I am, Professor Jack Sparrow! The charmingest of charm teachers with multiple talents in various areas. My enjoyments include rum, wine and scotch on occasion.

I was severely tempted to greet all of your smiling faces with an essay, but that would require setting one. Instead, I ask that you step forward, introduce yourself and tell me ONE thing that you are supposedly good at so I'll know if you'll be of any use in the future I can get to know you!

It's so boring, isn't it?

[ihaveanappforthat]

Does anyone have any good book suggestions?

See you on the flipside!

[smackmybitchup]

 You just wasted seconds of your life reading this, suckers!!!

no, but really, did anyone else come out like a burglar for xmas? because this is what i'm talking about!