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[brothor]

HOGWARTS. I have a terribly difficult question for you. One that has plagued the minds of many since the dawn of man. One could say wars have begun over such a complex question.

Which do you prefer! Dogs OR Cats?
Now I know a lot of you will be quick to claim cats, particularly when you may take them to and from school and they may also perch on your shoulder and breathe down your neck as you answer. Do not be biased, friends! Look into your heart.


Do you prefer playfulness, curiosity/fearlessness, chase-proneness, sociability and on some occasions aggressiveness?!??!


Or do you prefer the curious, sweet, playful, grace and entitled nature of the cat?

Personally I find myself preferring dogs! I do not say this simply because Geri and Frecki could very well smother me if I gave the wrong answer, but because they have been my best friends for my entire life!

Comments

[brothor]

Perhaps Dumbledore is a cat person with the intention of phasing dogs out of our lives so that cats may have their way. I believe cats manipulate emotions, sir. They are dangerous.

Sorry, but I don't understand why I am in need of an A. I can draw my own.


And what does lol mean, Is it a verb?

[plushaeusrumpified]

You have no idea how happy it makes me to meet someone who shares my exact feelings on cats. They're manipulative little bastards and I hate them. And yet they get everybody wrapped around their stupid little paws. Fuck cats. They're stupid.

Your pureblood is showing. It's an acronym; means laugh out loud.

[brothor]

I am also happy to find a like minded fellow! Everybody else thinks I am crazy, but clearly they have been wrongly influenced by the cats. It's a conspiracy, sir. It's awful.

I'm not bleeding, sir. But thank you! Do you have others?

[plushaeusrumpified]

I suspect that the Illuminati might somehow be involved. This goes beyond just Dumbledore. Unless Dumbledore is this Illuminati.

Omg.

[brothor]

I would most assuredly agree if I were able to figure out who the illuminati are. Such a name is unknown to me!

Aha! What does that one stand for?

[plushaeusrumpified]

Basically they're a secret organization that rule the world. They're always watching everybody. Even you, right now. Always.

Do I just need to write you a dictionary for these things or what? Jfc.

[brothor]

How do you know? Are you one of them?

I suppose so. Why do you keep using them when you know I do not know what they mean?

[plushaeusrumpified]

Yes. Yes I am. But now that you have discovered my secret, I'm afraid I can't let you go.

Because I don't know. Reasons. Maybe I hoped you would figure a few out on your own.

[brothor]

But you don't have me, sir. Unless you meant I am going to be in your class forever, in which case, I do not mind! I have become quite talented at the rap!

It is too hard! It could mean anything and you will laugh if I am wrong!

[plushaeusrumpified]

I could have you very easily if I wanted to, though. You would never see me coming.
And if you keep bragging like that, I might have to assign you some extra homework so you can prove it.

I like to lol though!

[brothor]

Of course you could! I believe you, sir! I believe every word you write.
That would not be fair! You cannot force creativity unless you intend on giving me extra points for my trouble.

You are not fair.

[plushaeusrumpified]

You shouldn't want to rap for points, man. You should want to rap for the thrill of it. The feeling you get when those words flow out of you. It ain't a feeling you can replace, and it's an insult to the craft if you do it simply for points.

And all's fair in lols and war.

[brothor]

Then I suppose I am insulting the craft! You may not have noticed, but my English is not exactly up to scratch. Unless you were interested in having me rap in Norse, I cannot ever promise the words will flow as they do with you!

I give up.

[plushaeusrumpified]

Do it. Rap in Norse for me. Right now. Show me what you've got, kid.

Quitters never get anywhere in life. I'm disappointed.

[brothor]

Oh, okay.

Det var en gang en professor som heter Strider
Hvis klasser vokste bredere og bredere
Han erter sine studenter
som kanskje ikke er forsvarlig
Fordi de fylte hatten med edderkopper!

Gjengen liv, professor!

[plushaeusrumpified]

Wow.

That was a truly moving rap. Just... I'm so touched right now, you have no idea. A+. 10 points to Gryffindor.

[He has no idea what it said at all.]

[brothor]

Thank you, sir! You are too kind!

But I must ask! Do you speak Norwegian?

[plushaeusrumpified]

Let's say I do and leave it at that. I'm the language professor, I speak every language until proven otherwise.

[brothor]

As you wish, professor! I will take your word for it!