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[puckinyourmom]

I've decided to stop drinking. Forever. It just leads to trouble, every time.

You should all think about following my lead. It's a good time for us all to become better people.

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[ladyliberty]

Something happen between you and Link?

[puckinyourmom]

[ . . . ]

Will you let that go?

[ladyliberty]

I just wanna know what inspired this change of heart.

[puckinyourmom]

What can I say? I saw the light, Amelia.

[ladyliberty]

The light of love?

[puckinyourmom]

No, not the light of love!

[ladyliberty]

The light of lameness?

[puckinyourmom]

What? We're not lame.

[ladyliberty]

Who's 'we'?

[puckinyourmom]

Me and Link! And we're not in love and awesome, not gay and lame.

[ladyliberty]

But you're swearing off booze together?

[puckinyourmom]

On my own!

[ladyliberty]

Whatever you say, loverboy.

[puckinyourmom]

Piss off!

[ladyliberty]

Alright, but if you need any tips on going down on a guy, you know where to find me.

[puckinyourmom]

Gee, thanks.

[ladyliberty]

You know I'm the best!

[puckinyourmom]

[ragequit tyvm]