Mark XI

[arrogantalloy]

Hey, everyone no doubt had an amazing fortnight off. I know I certainly had some, we'll go with, well, eye-opening in weird ways I guess.

And then we have the new term coming up. I've thought of some new plays and I'm looking forward to taking on Gryffindor and Slytherin, And I'm going to be taking you both more seriously than I did Hufflepuff.

And thanks to the one with the wide forehead an blonde hair. I will actually be in the Duelling competition that's coming up. Which really is an exercise in stupid, but hey, pretty sure I can make an impression, I always do.

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[arrogantalloy]

First of all: How did you scandalise them?


Second of all: Happy birthday.

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[3potionproblem]

Thank you, I suppose.

Well, the old Holmes' were quite displeased to have a mudblood in the manor. So we pretended to go on up to my room to... misbehave. John is quite good at improvisation.

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[arrogantalloy]

How much miss-behaving?

And isn't you're house as old as your bloodline? Of course they're not going to enjoy that.

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[3potionproblem]

We didn't do anything. The point was just to make them think we were. I ate a bit of frosting off his face and held his hand and he got a good grasp on my arse for their viewing pleasure. Harmless fun. They were furious.

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[arrogantalloy]

Why can I imagine there's a grin on your face right now?

Me, I'm curious about what would piss them off more; his blood status or his gender.

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[3potionproblem]

Well, at least there's no chance of a mublood entering the family gene pool. If it had to be a mudblood, I'm sure they prefer it this way.

Stop imagining my face.

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[arrogantalloy]

Don't speak too soon, Bruce, and Steve were both girls for a while because of the school remember. I'm sure John would make a good looking girl, or you.

Why? Worried I'll enjoy your angles?

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[3potionproblem]

That would imply copulation and gestation which neither party would agree to.

And no. You'll just get it wrong. I'll end up with slit eyes and cheeks like a lead pipe piercing through my skull.

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[arrogantalloy]

Yeah, sure. Okay. Because the fact you giggle at his journals and have him over at your house and are more than happy to do really intimate things to him means you wouldn't be for it.

I've known you three years, I've never been invited to your house.

What am I? A surrealist painter? I know what you look like.

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[3potionproblem]

John needed a place to go. I didn't want that sanctuary to be a place I didn't know about. So I offered mine.

As I said, I am increasingly aware of an inclination towards possessiveness.

In connection with him.

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[arrogantalloy]

Guess it's my turn to grin about this then. Because I've been telling you this for how long?

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[3potionproblem]

Oh, shut up. I'm not the one who snogged Bruce again and has come to the conclusion that maybe there's something to all that stupid behavior you have been displaying in regards to him from pointless posturing to the down right monopoly over his time and physical space.

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[arrogantalloy]

I don't posture.

And what do you mean, again?

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[3potionproblem]

I was under the impression you kissed him when he was a girl. Congratulations on getting a taste of the masculine side.

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[arrogantalloy]

I

That

it was all

Something like that might have happened.

At least now we know why you've never been interested in girls then.

[Not that he's trying to not feel so dumb right now.]

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[3potionproblem]

I'm not gay.

You, on the other hand, certainly have some tendencies.

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[arrogantalloy]

You've had your shirt of with me on top of you touching you in semi-erogenous zones. And if you're feeling that protective...

And I haven't even shown interest in other guys, just Bruce. So it doesn't mean gay.

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[3potionproblem]

Tony, I can promise you that you have never given me an erection.

Either way, you're "in love" with Bruce.

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[arrogantalloy]

Well, it's not exactly like I want to be giving you one.

Love? Really? You're going to jump to that conclusion? I have other friends telling me I don't even know how to love.

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[3potionproblem]

If it were lust, you wouldn't have been confused as the desire for sexual intimacy is not all that hard to differentiate. Strong bonds of friendship which grow to include romantic yearnings are far more likely to be 'love'.

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[arrogantalloy]

Or it could just be an off-shoot of the Florence Nightingale effect. He is the only person who takes active interest in my life, after all.

So not love.

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[3potionproblem]

Since when does taking an active interest in your life make you kiss anyone?

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[arrogantalloy]

I'm just saying he's the only one who has. Even Jarvis doesn't care what I get up to as long as it doesn't involve bail money or drug/sex scandals.

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[3potionproblem]

So you're saying you're attracted to people who take pity on you.

Sorry, but I think I might have to disagree there on rather sound deductive reasoning.

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[arrogantalloy]

Alright Deduct-O, what reasoning do you have?