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[3potionproblem]

I'm no longer under the trace. Still trying to decide what to do with this new found freedom.

Suggestions welcome.

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[3potionproblem]

Well, if you can't annoy your roommates, what good are they?

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[arrogantalloy]

Family members, and pets.

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[3potionproblem]

Oh, dear, I did have a cat....

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[arrogantalloy]

Do I want to even know what you did to Schroedinger?

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[3potionproblem]

I honestly can't recall. I must have deleted it. Or he's around here somewhere...

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[arrogantalloy]

You know harming animals is one of those trigger signs that adults look out for in kids, right?

I would say you worry me at times, but really you're just operating on par as far as I can tell.

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[3potionproblem]

Believe me, I know all about trigger signs in children. I've been through enough behavioral analysis to answer with utmost certainty that I do not have any violent comorbidity.

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[arrogantalloy]

Well at least that's one thing I never have to be concerned about. This, this is a good thing.

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[3potionproblem]

You know me well enough to know if I wanted to hurt you, nothing would stop me. Therefore, obviously, I don't want to hurt you.

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[arrogantalloy]

Or I've just not tried hard enough.

Besides, we all know you're far too fond of this face to damage it.

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[3potionproblem]

If you don't cease to bother John, I may just.

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[arrogantalloy]

Who's bothering? I'm just talking to him. It's called being friendly. I know it's a foreign concept, but I'm sure you can figure it out.

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[3potionproblem]

Stop alluding to me flirting or us being a couple.

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[arrogantalloy]

I talk to him about things that aren't Sherlock-centric as well.

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[3potionproblem]

Such as?

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[arrogantalloy]

Ticks, girls, and hair.

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[3potionproblem]

Girls, hm? I'm sure you will both have a great deal of fun on the topic.

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[arrogantalloy]

Well, I'm sure neither of us are hating the topic.

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[3potionproblem]

Well, don't let me stop you from vicariously living through his tales of conquest.

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[arrogantalloy]

Vicariously? Who says I need to live vicariously through Johns flirting?

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[3potionproblem]

Because unlike you, John's done far more than just flirted.

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[arrogantalloy]

Groping you doesn't count.

And what makes you think I haven't?

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[3potionproblem]

Leaving a girlfriend's place in a hurry with his pants around his knees in a run from an ill-timed intervention of her father is hardly a grope.

And you're all talk, Stark. All fourteen year olds are.

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[arrogantalloy]

Okay, well I've just found my new hero, for a start. And I am not all talk, you know I've done things.

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[3potionproblem]

So glad I could introduce you.

Whatever you have done, I doubt it's much more than I have myself, honestly.