Love is a funny thing

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

If you make a love potion at least research the potion properly first - the next student I have come in with boils growing on their backside thanks to one gone wrong will be given to Professor Rhydderch for extra Potions lessons. If I catch any students brewing love potions on-campus, the same will still happen.

And then I will send you to Professor Donoghue for sex education.

We don't want that now, do we?

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[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

Now that's not true - both professors are LOVELY men.

[arrogantalloy]

You know, I can't say I've spent enough time with them outside of class to really say anything other than they both could probably use something therapy.


But then, I could probably say that about pretty much everyone here.

Hey, they're lovely to you I guess, and really that's all that matters.

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

Indeed. You'd be surprised at how fun they can be if you come to know them.

[arrogantalloy]

Pretty sure there are laws in place to prevent that.

Also, there's that whole student teacher unspoken code of not making friends with the teachers. I might be in Ravenclaw, but even I think that counts as being too nerdy.

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

You are too concerned with image, boy.

[arrogantalloy]

Actually, I'd say I'm concerned enough about it.

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

You need to relax.

[arrogantalloy]

You know, everyone else tells me I relax too much. So, this? This is different.

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

You are too busy strutting like a peacock all the time.

[arrogantalloy]

What is it with people connecting me to birds?

And I'm not strutting about all the time. How would you even know? I don't think I've even seen you more than like, what? 5 times?

[Ignoring that this is Tony, and not observant to things that aren't interesting to him.]

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

Because you are bird-brained.

Just because you don't notice me doesn't me I don't notice you. I keep an eye on all the students. It's my job.

[arrogantalloy]

I'm not entirely sure if you're making a Ravenclaw joke or not, there.

That's a very official way to say you're stalking the student body. But hey, you're a nurse, probably your thing, really.

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

I repeat, it's my job. Students do silly things when they think no one is looking.

[arrogantalloy]

Good thing I don't worry about people looking. Must make everything easier for you to watch.