Love is a funny thing

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

If you make a love potion at least research the potion properly first - the next student I have come in with boils growing on their backside thanks to one gone wrong will be given to Professor Rhydderch for extra Potions lessons. If I catch any students brewing love potions on-campus, the same will still happen.

And then I will send you to Professor Donoghue for sex education.

We don't want that now, do we?

Comments

[arrogantalloy]

I think I'd prefer the boils. To be honest.

[wwistful]

Do I have a say in this or have you decided for me already?

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

Suit yourself.

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

I have a nice bottle of Blishen's Firewhiskey.

[arrogantalloy]

Not that I plan on making a potion, but come on. The boils are the most pleasant sounding.

[mo_cara]

PrOfEsSoR dOnGoHuGe Is PrEtTy GoOd At TeAcHiNg AbOuT wHaT s*** yOu GoTtA kNoW fOr GeTtInG iT oN wItH a DuDe, ThOuGh.
EvEn If I aIn'T nEvEr GoT tHe ChAnCe To UsE iT.

[plushaeusrumpified]

Whoa, wait back up. What? How would you possibly know that.
I need deets.

[mo_cara]

AiN't BeInG nOnE oF yOuR bUsInEsS.

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

Now that's not true - both professors are LOVELY men.

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

Exactly why I refer students to him! Perhaps you will get lucky for Valentine's Day?

Don't forget to use protection.

[arrogantalloy]

You know, I can't say I've spent enough time with them outside of class to really say anything other than they both could probably use something therapy.


But then, I could probably say that about pretty much everyone here.

Hey, they're lovely to you I guess, and really that's all that matters.

[wwistful]

Fair enough.
Consider it done, then.

[wwistful]

Do you also happen to recall what we discussed about being more subtle over the journals, mister Makara?

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

Indeed. You'd be surprised at how fun they can be if you come to know them.

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

Danke schön.

[arrogantalloy]

Pretty sure there are laws in place to prevent that.

Also, there's that whole student teacher unspoken code of not making friends with the teachers. I might be in Ravenclaw, but even I think that counts as being too nerdy.

[wwistful]

In the unlikely event that no students are sent to me will I be able to take it anyway?

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

You are too concerned with image, boy.

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

Of course! We can have it as celebration that no students were stupid enough to get caught or try brewing love potions!

[mo_cara]

I cAn'T, mY bOyFrIeNd'S oN tHe LaM.
:o(

[mo_cara]

KiNdA!
sO i DiDn'T gIvE nO dEtAiLs To PrOfEsSoR sTrIdEr EvEn WhEn He AsKeD.
:o)

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

Your boyfriend has ridden off on a lamb???

[mo_cara]

nAh, I tHiNk He'S bEiNg AlL tOo BiG fOr ThAt.
ExCePt MaYbE i GuEsS mAgIc OnEs CoUlD bE tHaT bIg.

[wwistful]

I'll hold you to that. Though I should mention that I currently have plans for Valentine's day.

[wwistful]

I noticed, and it was good of you. However, the reason he saw it in the first place is because you announced it where it could be seen. Not that there's anything WRONG with it, of course. But you have to be careful with the wording of these things.

And I imagine he'll ask me about it later, anyway.