Love is a funny thing

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

If you make a love potion at least research the potion properly first - the next student I have come in with boils growing on their backside thanks to one gone wrong will be given to Professor Rhydderch for extra Potions lessons. If I catch any students brewing love potions on-campus, the same will still happen.

And then I will send you to Professor Donoghue for sex education.

We don't want that now, do we?

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[mo_cara]

PrOfEsSoR dOnGoHuGe Is PrEtTy GoOd At TeAcHiNg AbOuT wHaT s*** yOu GoTtA kNoW fOr GeTtInG iT oN wItH a DuDe, ThOuGh.
EvEn If I aIn'T nEvEr GoT tHe ChAnCe To UsE iT.

[plushaeusrumpified]

Whoa, wait back up. What? How would you possibly know that.
I need deets.

[mo_cara]

AiN't BeInG nOnE oF yOuR bUsInEsS.

[plushaeusrumpified]

I disagree. I think it's definitely my business, when you go around saying that he's taught you how to have sex.

[mo_cara]

nO, iT aIn'T, aNd I dOn'T gOt To SaY s*** tO yOu AbOuT iT, yOu CaN gIvE mE dEtEnTiOn If YoU wAnT.

[plushaeusrumpified]

I'm not giving you detention, even if you are being a stubborn little-

You know what? Whatever. I'll ask him myself.

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

Exactly why I refer students to him! Perhaps you will get lucky for Valentine's Day?

Don't forget to use protection.

[mo_cara]

I cAn'T, mY bOyFrIeNd'S oN tHe LaM.
:o(

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

Your boyfriend has ridden off on a lamb???

[mo_cara]

nAh, I tHiNk He'S bEiNg AlL tOo BiG fOr ThAt.
ExCePt MaYbE i GuEsS mAgIc OnEs CoUlD bE tHaT bIg.

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

So what are you saying? He has fled for the hills?

[mo_cara]

YeAh, HiM aNd HiS dA.

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

Oh no... That is a shame. He did not say when he would be back?

[mo_cara]

mAyBe NeVeR.

[wwistful]

Do you also happen to recall what we discussed about being more subtle over the journals, mister Makara?

[mo_cara]

KiNdA!
sO i DiDn'T gIvE nO dEtAiLs To PrOfEsSoR sTrIdEr EvEn WhEn He AsKeD.
:o)

[wwistful]

I noticed, and it was good of you. However, the reason he saw it in the first place is because you announced it where it could be seen. Not that there's anything WRONG with it, of course. But you have to be careful with the wording of these things.

And I imagine he'll ask me about it later, anyway.

[mo_cara]

Oh, SoRrY, i GuEsS iT's KiNd Of DiRtY tO bE tAlKiNg AbOuT gEtTiNg It On WiTh DuDeS.
:o(
bUt YoU dOn'T gOt To TeLl HiM nOtHiNg, EiThEr, CaUsE hE's A dIcK.

[wwistful]

It's kind of dirty to talk about getting it on with anyone. It's all about the use of language, Makara. You need only have said that I've given you lessons before but not specify any further.

Yes, he is, but you shouldn't talk about professors that way. Particularly ones I consider to be close to me, but there's really no reason to show my bias.

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[plushaeusrumpified]

You know, by agreeing with him, you're kinda undermining my authority and making it seem alright for him to sass me in the future. Not to mention hurting my goddamn feelings.

I ain't a dick. I'm fuckin' nice.

Private

[wwistful]

Not at all, I said just then that he shouldn't talk to you like that. Besides! You were being invasive, darling. There's no need to be hurt over a little joking.

[Said the pot to the kettle.]

Private

[plushaeusrumpified]

Yeah, you said that but you also agreed with him. I don't think that's really a joke. I think your sense of humor needs to be checked if you really think it's much of a joke.

And I wasn't being invasive, either. What would you do if somebody talked about sex in relation to me? A student, to boot. You'd be suspicious, too.

[mo_cara]

yEaH, bUt He CaN't Be ThAt ClOsE cAuSe YoU'rE oNe CoOl MoThErF***Er, AnD kNoW lOaDs Of StUfF aNd ArE pReTtY nIcE, bUt He AiN't.

[wwistful]

As glad as I am to hear that, I will have to correct you there. He is very nice and we are rather close.


And you really must find a better descriptive word. Mother...whatever is highly unflattering.

[mo_cara]

yOu'Re REALLY ClOsE?

[Oh, man, Murdoc, you just hurt Gamzee's heart something fierce.]