sortinghat_rp | Love is a funny thing

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Love is a funny thing

If you make a love potion at least research the potion properly first - the next student I have come in with boils growing on their backside thanks to one gone wrong will be given to Professor Rhydderch for extra Potions lessons. If I catch any students brewing love potions on-campus, the same will still happen.

And then I will send you to Professor Donoghue for sex education.

We don't want that now, do we?

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Not at all, I said just then that he shouldn't talk to you like that. Besides! You were being invasive, darling. There's no need to be hurt over a little joking.

[Said the pot to the kettle.]

Yeah, you said that but you also agreed with him. I don't think that's really a joke. I think your sense of humor needs to be checked if you really think it's much of a joke.

And I wasn't being invasive, either. What would you do if somebody talked about sex in relation to me? A student, to boot. You'd be suspicious, too.

It's not like you've never been a bit of a bastard before, my love. Besides, I've told him the error of his ways and his hesitance to believe it makes me wonder if maybe you've got some fixing to do.

I would ask you in private instead of demanding it from the student.

Well yeah, I can be a bastard. I never denied that. And yeah, I guess I do have some fixing to do. Goddamn, this teaching shit is difficult sometimes. I don't even know what the fuck I did to piss him off this hard. I mean, so I stole his makeup once. Big deal? It's fuckin' clown makeup, how hard is that to replace, anyway?

As far as I can tell it's that attitude that got you into his bad books in the first place. Clearly the paint is important to him if he wears it every day? Also he mentioned it being given to him from someone special.

Whoa, hold up. It isn't like he ever told me any of this stuff in the first place! How was I supposed to know how important it was to him? He never said it was from someone important. If I'd known, I probably wouldn't have been so flippant about it. I wouldn't be now, I know that fucking much.

Back then, who's to say. I mean, I was a jackass back then. But the point is NOW I care. Or rather, I'm just tired of him being a little shit about it. I wanna fix this. How the hell do I fix it?

You could have asked in a non condescending manner, Dirk. One would have to wonder why a teenage boy could put up such a fuss over make up, there's an obvious connection there.

You apologise and you make sure to be sincere about it, without calling him a little shit, perhaps. I can oversee it if it helps.

I think it'd be a pretty good idea if you did oversee it, yeah. Then you can stop me from screwing up, because apparently that's all I god damn do when it comes to this kid. But yeah, oversee it, I'll apologize.