Love is a funny thing

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

If you make a love potion at least research the potion properly first - the next student I have come in with boils growing on their backside thanks to one gone wrong will be given to Professor Rhydderch for extra Potions lessons. If I catch any students brewing love potions on-campus, the same will still happen.

And then I will send you to Professor Donoghue for sex education.

We don't want that now, do we?

Comments

[arrogantalloy]

I think I'd prefer the boils. To be honest.

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

Suit yourself.

[arrogantalloy]

Not that I plan on making a potion, but come on. The boils are the most pleasant sounding.

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

Now that's not true - both professors are LOVELY men.

[arrogantalloy]

You know, I can't say I've spent enough time with them outside of class to really say anything other than they both could probably use something therapy.


But then, I could probably say that about pretty much everyone here.

Hey, they're lovely to you I guess, and really that's all that matters.

[wwistful]

Do I have a say in this or have you decided for me already?

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

I have a nice bottle of Blishen's Firewhiskey.

[wwistful]

Fair enough.
Consider it done, then.

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

Danke schön.

[wwistful]

In the unlikely event that no students are sent to me will I be able to take it anyway?

[mo_cara]

PrOfEsSoR dOnGoHuGe Is PrEtTy GoOd At TeAcHiNg AbOuT wHaT s*** yOu GoTtA kNoW fOr GeTtInG iT oN wItH a DuDe, ThOuGh.
EvEn If I aIn'T nEvEr GoT tHe ChAnCe To UsE iT.

[plushaeusrumpified]

Whoa, wait back up. What? How would you possibly know that.
I need deets.

[mo_cara]

AiN't BeInG nOnE oF yOuR bUsInEsS.

[plushaeusrumpified]

I disagree. I think it's definitely my business, when you go around saying that he's taught you how to have sex.

[mo_cara]

nO, iT aIn'T, aNd I dOn'T gOt To SaY s*** tO yOu AbOuT iT, yOu CaN gIvE mE dEtEnTiOn If YoU wAnT.

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

Exactly why I refer students to him! Perhaps you will get lucky for Valentine's Day?

Don't forget to use protection.

[mo_cara]

I cAn'T, mY bOyFrIeNd'S oN tHe LaM.
:o(

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

Your boyfriend has ridden off on a lamb???

[wwistful]

Do you also happen to recall what we discussed about being more subtle over the journals, mister Makara?

[mo_cara]

KiNdA!
sO i DiDn'T gIvE nO dEtAiLs To PrOfEsSoR sTrIdEr EvEn WhEn He AsKeD.
:o)

[wwistful]

I noticed, and it was good of you. However, the reason he saw it in the first place is because you announced it where it could be seen. Not that there's anything WRONG with it, of course. But you have to be careful with the wording of these things.

And I imagine he'll ask me about it later, anyway.

[savviest]

No, we most certainly don't.

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

Then I hope you weren't planning on joining the students in making love potions, Jack.

[savviest]

Not a chance! I've got something you can only earn with age- Natural charm. I only make them so I can add em to my drink. Adds a funny flavour to the day.

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

You are a funny man, Jack.