Love is a funny thing

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

If you make a love potion at least research the potion properly first - the next student I have come in with boils growing on their backside thanks to one gone wrong will be given to Professor Rhydderch for extra Potions lessons. If I catch any students brewing love potions on-campus, the same will still happen.

And then I will send you to Professor Donoghue for sex education.

We don't want that now, do we?

Comments

[savviest]

Considering how hard you hit me back at the bar? Yeah. Just a little.

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

You will live.

[savviest]

You don't know that, love.

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

Trust me, Hy am a Healer.

[savviest]

Aha. You're healer, you ain't a divinator, my dear. Death ain't always a matter of healin.

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

Give me some credit, Hy can at least see de signs.

[savviest]

Ah! But what if it's abrupt?

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

Den hyu vill make a good-lookink corpse und possibly ghost.

[savviest]

Awfully sweet of you to say, love.

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

Hyu are velcome.

[savviest]

Of course I am.

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

Back on topic though, I promise not to spank you too hard then.

[savviest]

Ah yes, the most important topic two adults can discuss via school journals. I appreciate it, and I am certain my backside will too.

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

Hy am sure de students vill appreciate dot hy don't discriminate on punishment methods based on age.

[savviest]

Don't you think it will diminish their respect for their old charms professor?

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

Hardly.