Love is a funny thing

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

If you make a love potion at least research the potion properly first - the next student I have come in with boils growing on their backside thanks to one gone wrong will be given to Professor Rhydderch for extra Potions lessons. If I catch any students brewing love potions on-campus, the same will still happen.

And then I will send you to Professor Donoghue for sex education.

We don't want that now, do we?

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[savviest]

No, we most certainly don't.

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

Then I hope you weren't planning on joining the students in making love potions, Jack.

[savviest]

Not a chance! I've got something you can only earn with age- Natural charm. I only make them so I can add em to my drink. Adds a funny flavour to the day.

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

You are a funny man, Jack.

[savviest]

So I've been told. I've heard much, much, much worse.

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

I can imagine.

[savviest]

I am sure your imagination isn't nearly as foul as some of these words, love.

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

I ran a bar for many years, sweetheart.

[savviest]

I remain unconvinced! I can't even SPELL half of these words, love.

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

I can swear in more than one language and my mother-tongue is German.

[savviest]

Kudos to you then. I've found most german words are better pronounced after a you've had a few. Needless to say, I'm a must have guest in Berlin!

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

Most certainly! You should stop by Mechanisburg more often for some language exchange.

[savviest]

Only if you promise I won't embarrass your native tongue or you or myself-- that may be too much to ask of you...

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

I can give you a good spanking if you get too out of hand!

[savviest]

...I'm not sure how I feel about that.

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

Probably apprehensive.

[savviest]

Considering how hard you hit me back at the bar? Yeah. Just a little.

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

You will live.

[savviest]

You don't know that, love.

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

Trust me, Hy am a Healer.

[savviest]

Aha. You're healer, you ain't a divinator, my dear. Death ain't always a matter of healin.

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

Give me some credit, Hy can at least see de signs.

[savviest]

Ah! But what if it's abrupt?

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

Den hyu vill make a good-lookink corpse und possibly ghost.

[savviest]

Awfully sweet of you to say, love.