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So. I'm not sure exactly how this happened, but somehow Dumbledore decided that I'm suitable for the position of HoH for Gryffindor.

[He's... quite honestly pretty damn shocked by this. He never expected to be entrusted with such a huge responsibility, and... Well. He considers it a huge honor. Gryffindor is important to him, even if it's for stupid reasons. Even if he had to argue in order to get put in Gryffindor, back when he was in school. But even more than the simply fact he values Gryffindor traits, the simple act of being given so much responsibility means a lot to him, because it shows that Dumbledore has seen how much he's changed. He's been trying to do better lately, and it honestly feels like all of his effort has paid off. He's determined to not let him down.]

So yeah, I guess that's... that. I'm not really sure what to say, but I have to say; it's an honor. I'm going to take this position seriously, so anyone who thinks this means Gryffindor is going to be able to slack off has another thing coming to them.

But with that said, you ever need anything don't hesitate to ask, got it? I was given this for a reason, which means you can trust me with stuff. I'm here for you guys. In fact, I might as well go ahead and say you're all part of the Strider family now, now that I'm the Head of House. Who knows, maybe I'll even hand out shades.

[The next bit is filtered away from Murdoc.]

By the way, tomorrow ain't just V-day. It's also Professor Donoghue's birthday, so be sure to wish him a happy birthday. Maybe give him an apple or somethin'. Whatever floats your boat.

You're also all invited to my office for a surprise party tomorrow, around 8 PM. If you guys don't come, I'm gonna be real disappointed.

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but it has such a nice ring to it!

If you really want a dad number two, then you know what? I'll consult my date book and hook your dad up. Then your problem will be solved.

but i don't want any dad number two.
i want you.
didn't you say we were family now, professor strider?
am i being cast out already?

So what you're saying is you want me to marry your father. That's legitimately the only thing that I am picking up out of your failed attempt at trolling.

BRB, going to put a ring on it.

only if dave is the flower girl.

the only way im gonna be the flower girl is if i get the prettiest fucking dress
no high heels either because fuck you those things ask for trouble
not to mention hair accessories
also good excuse for me to get my ears pierced
ill be the best goddamn flower girl there and double as the prettiest belle of the ball
with exception to the bride since im not about to up and steal that thunder

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of course you get the prettiest dress and hair accessories!
did you think we'd leave it halfway?

Just so everyone's clear on the matter, the bride is going to be me. Everybody knows I look good in white, and I ain't passing up the chance to wear a beautiful wedding gown.
C'mon over to my office Dave, we'll pierce those ears right up.
Then go dress shopping.

well i was figuring itd be you
you probably have the better figure for it
fuck yes

ps im about half serious about the ear piercing shit
those are probably the only piercings ill ever get

Hell yeah, dude. You haven't SEEN a figure better fitting for a wedding dress than mine. Seriously.

Dude come on, nipple piercings are the shit. I used to have mine pierced until you and Dirk came along. It turns out those don't get along with baby fingers.
But if you really wanna get pierced...

Well then let's make it happen.

I'm offended that you have to actually consider going dress shopping when I can easily acquire someone who would make you the most beautiful bride.

Oh really? Well sorry to offend you, I had no idea you were so interested in beautifying me for the wedding. Please, tell me more.

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I am surprised you didn't think I would be. I only wish for the best for you!

Oh please forgive me, not every father has a child wonderful enough to be willing to hook him up with a wedding dress.

You should know better. I only try to please you, father.

Well you should know I appreciate it very much, little lady. We'll have to go shopping for dresses real soon, huh? Man, I can barely contain my excitement.

I'm so very excited; I'm at the edge of my seat.
I've only ever wanted to go dress shopping with my father figure all my life.

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yes
youre not picking the dress
mostly because i dont trust you to get something decent
also i will bitch if those accessories dont match the dress
you think bridezilla was bad
dont tempt davezilla to come out

bluh bluh huge davezilla.
i guess that is better let to the striders, after all.

of course
gotta bring out the color of my
oh wait i wear shades so that doesnt mean shit

we can always make your hair color be brought out instead!

gotta highlight my silky blond locks
whats dirk gonna be
head flower girl
i assume that jane is maid of honor

dirk is a strong independent young man that doesn't need a flower basket to validate him.
but yes, jane is the maid of honor.

While I object to you marrying Dad off without asking him, I will totally be the Maid of Honor.
But I'm not throwing any bachelor parties. :B

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I can have this arranged you know. ;)